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The Archive: December 2004
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NewsPresident Bush Escapes From Canada Unharmed; Befuddlement Level Stable
Dec 4 2004Enrollment In Elite Schools Plummets After Bush Win
Dec 6 2004President Fingers Wife for Porn Job
Dec 9 2004Tennessee National Guard Troops Apologize to Rumsfeld; Will Dig Latrines as Penance
Dec 11 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou!
Dec 10 2004The Emperor's New Clothes
Dec 16 2004We're Not Quite Scott (Peterson) Free Yet - His Fan Club's Just Getting Warmed Up
Dec 20 2004Rubber-Stamp Scandal Draws "Time-Out" For Rumsfeld
Dec 21 2004Man Hospitalized After Bikers Show Him What Love Is
Dec 22 2004U.S. Hopes to Thwart Cross-Dressing Suicide Bombers
Dec 27 2004Rumsfeld Tries a New Tack - Stand-Up!
Dec 28 2004Ashcroft Supports Kentucky Woman in Rebel Flag Flap
Dec 29 2004
PoliticsPresident Bush Dumps Laura, Claiming Need for a Son to Carry on His Legacy - Part 1
Dec 13 2004President Bush Dumps Laura, Claiming Need for a Son to Carry on His Legacy - Part 2
Dec 14 2004Christian Positions on "Values Issues" Tempt Freedom Ferret to Meditate on the Afterlife
Dec 15 2004
EntertainmentMariah Carey Gets DID and Finds Love with Herself
Dec 1 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Closer!
Dec 3 2004American Midol: The Mad-Scientist Genius That IS VH1
Dec 7 2004The Ex-Files: What's Big in '04? Staying Together
Dec 8 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Ocean's Twelve!
Dec 10 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Blade: Trinity!
Dec 10 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Spanglish!
Dec 17 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events!
Dec 17 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Meet the Fockers!
Dec 22 2004The Ex-Files: What I Know For Sure: My Ode to Oprah
Dec 23 2004American Midol: 2004 Goes SPLAT
Dec 31 2004
SportBaseball to Ban Flaxseed Oil, Transactions with Hookers
Dec 10 2004
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