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The Archive: February 2004


Feel the exquisite burn of these blasts from the past - and you won't need a doctor to explain the sensation!

News

Bush and Blair Discuss Short-Hair Removal as Punishment for Saddam
Feb 2 2004
Halliburton's New Profit Scheme: Mugging Soldiers on the Street
Feb 5 2004
Controversial Hobbit Comedian Under Fire for "Sauron" Reference
Feb 8 2004
Blogger Finds Cruel Blog About His Blogs
Feb 9 2004
Federal Budget Books Full of Cuts - and Numerous Other Injuries
Feb 10 2004
Revealed: Cheney, Scalia, Ducks in Louisiana Love Tryst
Feb 12 2004
Martian Landers Impounded; Bush Vows to Retaliate
Feb 12 2004
Star Wars Reference Ruins Date
Feb 14 2004
Bush Tells Grand Jury Literally "Everything" He Knows in Seven Minutes
Feb 16 2004
Halliburton to Iraqis: "Uncle Dick Wants YOU!"
Feb 17 2004
Local Attorney Drooling at Potential for Gay Divorce Business
Feb 21 2004
France Considers Intervention in Haiti, New Orleans Chaos
Feb 23 2004
Revealed: Arnold's Term as Governor Part of Latest Fox Reality Show
Feb 24 2004
Drunken, Despondent Mickey Mouse Arrested for Attacking Kermit, Miss Piggy
Feb 28 2004

Politics

Bush's Intelligence, Memory Lapses Now Under Investigation
Feb 4 2004
Bush Issues Preemptive Presidential Pardon for His Lifetime of Crimes
Feb 9 2004
Uncovered: A Letter Home from Bush's School Principal
Feb 15 2004
Exclusive: Dean to Drop Out, Accept Contract as "Slim Jim" Spokesman
Feb 18 2004
Exclusive: Schwarzenegger Supports Alien Presidential Campaigns
Feb 27 2004

Entertainment

Britney-Jacko to One-Up Justin-Janet Stunt by "Accidentally" Fornicating on Live TV
Feb 3 2004
Janet and Justin's Top Ten Excuses for Super Bowl Sunday's "Peek-a-Boobie"
Feb 3 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Miracle!
Feb 6 2004
Babs to Justin: "I'm Wearing a Loose Sarong and No Panties at the Grammys"
Feb 7 2004
American Midol: Mother Google Makes a Bust
Feb 11 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...50 First Dates!
Feb 13 2004
"Sex and the City" Finale: Carrie and Friends Brutally Murdered in Proletariat Uprising
Feb 19 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Eurotrip!
Feb 20 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Passion of the Christ
Feb 25 2004
American Midol: The Passion of the Christ, 30 Lives Later
Feb 25 2004

See also

February 2004 in our UK edition

January 2004 Archive Index March 2004



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