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The Archive: January 2004
New leaves, sticky cranks and people on their ears. See what else
we turned in the first month of the new year.
News
Canuck Resistance to CIA Coup Stiffens; Rumsfeld Says No New Troops Needed
Jan 1 2004
Like Everything Else, Mad Cow Now Blamed on Canada
Jan 2 2004
Exclusive: Bush Foreign Policy Based on Lousy Star Wars Movie Script
Jan 3 2004
Media in Iraq Ordered to Report from Army News Handouts Only or Be Shot
Jan 7 2004
Terrorist Almanac Reader Cell Busted
Jan 10 2004
FDA Needs to Feel Out Breast Implants; Britney, Madonna Disappointed
Jan 12 2004
DeadBrain, at US Army's Request, Reports on Iraq's Shiny, Happy People
Jan 13 2004
Airlines Turn Over Mile-High Club Passenger Data to Federal Government
Jan 19 2004
Saddam's Diary Reveals End of Epic Romance with Donald Rumsfeld
Jan 22 2004
Bush Makes It Crystal Clear Why We Attacked Iraq - Because There Was Tomfoolery Afoot!
Jan 25 2004
Mars Orbiter Finds Evidence of Water Ice, Cheesesteaks in South Philly
Jan 26 2004
Saddam's Diaries: The Honeymoon with Rumsfeld, and First Worries
Jan 27 2004
Woman Returns from London with Annoying Phony Accent
Jan 31 2004
Politics
Howard Dean Emerges Two Inches Shorter After Debate
Jan 6 2004
States Display Petty Jealousy Over Iowa, New Hampshire Voting
Jan 17 2004
Mission Control's Initial Report on the Search for Intelligent Life at the White House - "Nope!"
Jan 20 2004
DeadBrain's Top Ten Possible Satire Headlines Regarding the State of the Union Address
Jan 21 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports: State of the Union Address Funnier Than Expected
Jan 21 2004
Entertainment
Michael Jackson Says, "That 'Croc Hunter' Makes Me Look Like a Saint!"
Jan 5 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Calendar Girls!
Jan 9 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Big Fish!
Jan 9 2004
American Midol: Why Does This Column Exist?
Jan 14 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Along Came Polly!
Jan 16 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Butterfly Effect!
Jan 23 2004
American Midol: On Twins, Poofs, and Pirates
Jan 28 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...All Three Big Movies Out This Week!
Jan 30 2004
See also
January 2004 in our UK edition
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