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The Archive: January 2004New leaves, sticky cranks and people on their ears. See what else
we turned in the first month of the new year.
NewsCanuck Resistance to CIA Coup Stiffens; Rumsfeld Says No New Troops Needed
Jan 1 2004Like Everything Else, Mad Cow Now Blamed on Canada
Jan 2 2004Exclusive: Bush Foreign Policy Based on Lousy Star Wars Movie Script
Jan 3 2004Media in Iraq Ordered to Report from Army News Handouts Only or Be Shot
Jan 7 2004Terrorist Almanac Reader Cell Busted
Jan 10 2004FDA Needs to Feel Out Breast Implants; Britney, Madonna Disappointed
Jan 12 2004DeadBrain, at US Army's Request, Reports on Iraq's Shiny, Happy People
Jan 13 2004Airlines Turn Over Mile-High Club Passenger Data to Federal Government
Jan 19 2004Saddam's Diary Reveals End of Epic Romance with Donald Rumsfeld
Jan 22 2004Bush Makes It Crystal Clear Why We Attacked Iraq - Because There Was Tomfoolery Afoot!
Jan 25 2004Mars Orbiter Finds Evidence of Water Ice, Cheesesteaks in South Philly
Jan 26 2004Saddam's Diaries: The Honeymoon with Rumsfeld, and First Worries
Jan 27 2004Woman Returns from London with Annoying Phony Accent
Jan 31 2004
PoliticsHoward Dean Emerges Two Inches Shorter After Debate
Jan 6 2004States Display Petty Jealousy Over Iowa, New Hampshire Voting
Jan 17 2004Mission Control's Initial Report on the Search for Intelligent Life at the White House - "Nope!"
Jan 20 2004DeadBrain's Top Ten Possible Satire Headlines Regarding the State of the Union Address
Jan 21 2004"Stoned Guy" Reports: State of the Union Address Funnier Than Expected
Jan 21 2004
EntertainmentMichael Jackson Says, "That 'Croc Hunter' Makes Me Look Like a Saint!"
Jan 5 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Calendar Girls!
Jan 9 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Big Fish!
Jan 9 2004American Midol: Why Does This Column Exist?
Jan 14 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Along Came Polly!
Jan 16 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Butterfly Effect!
Jan 23 2004American Midol: On Twins, Poofs, and Pirates
Jan 28 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...All Three Big Movies Out This Week!
Jan 30 2004
See alsoJanuary 2004 in our UK edition