News · Satire · Spoof · Parody · Humor · Paris Hilton
DeadBrain: Daily news satire, spoof, parody and humor
  You are puzzled to find: Home > The ArchiveMay 24th 
 

The Archive: June 2004


Summertime, and the satire is easy, baby. Check out these hot shots:

News

Playboy, Hustler File Indecency Suit Over Abu Ghraib Pictures New Iraqi Prime Minister Says to Bush: "Disarm or We'll Disarm You" McDonald's Sends Out New Message to the Fat and Down-Trodden Oil Prices to Drop After Khobar Attack Schwarzenegger Crushes Legislator's Head Like a Grape Local Man Thinks He Has What Ann Coulter Needs Bush Genuflects, Becomes Catholic Bush Terrifies Aussie Opposition A Sunday Mystery - Who Caused Cheney's Latest Heart Attack? A Yearning DeadBrain Reporter Dreams of the "End Times" Microsoft's New Media Player: Paranoia, Pop-Ups and Horticulture Reagan's Death Timed to Draw Attention from Bush's Disastrous D-Day Speech Laura Bush Succumbs to Kim Jong Il's Weapons of Lust North Korea, Other Countries Try to Crash the G-8 Summit Intelligence Failures Mar Bush's Eulogy at Reagan Funeral Fox News Channel Suffers Psychotic Break President Ronald Reagan Enters Into Heaven Dietary Advice from Chain-Smoking Vegan Not Taken O.J. Simpson Names the Real "Cuckoo" Killer Nancy Reagan Files Lawsuit Against Estate of Ray Charles DeadBrain Time Machine: Ex-CIA Director George Tenet in New Business Venture with Ahmed Chalabi Clinton's Book Attacks Old Foes - Literally Nixon Peddling His Own Tell-All Book Rumsfeld Courts X Games Star; Ryan Loses Borg Support Cheney F-Bombs Leahy, Spills Guts on Fox News FCC's New Indeceny Target: Dashes in Magazines, Newspapers Who Is Freedom Ferret? A DeadBrain Exclusive Transfer of Power from US to Iraq Compels Freedom Ferret to Emerge, Opine Iraqi Power Eventually Transferred to Indiana Dairy Farmer

Politics

And Now, a Public Service Announcement from John Kerry's Hair DeadBrain Time Machine Reveals Blame Placement in 9/11 Commission Report And Now, a Public Service Announcement from George Bush's Left Ear Cartilage Rumsfeld Enrolls Edwards, Gephardt, Dean in Summer Ghost Camp Nader Rejects Cookie Monster's Plea

Entertainment

A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! The Ex-Files: Getting the Jump on a High-Profile Future Case A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Garfield! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Chronicles of Riddick! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Stepford Wives! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Around the World in 80 Days! American Midol: Tina Fey and Her Magnificent Melons A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Terminal! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story! Paris and Nicole Do Crawford - Texas, That Is The Ex-Files: The Minnie Loves and Losses of a Hollywood Starlet A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...White Chicks! Michael Moore Agrees to Change Fahrenheit 9/11 to Celsius 488 A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Fahrenheit 9/11! Advice for Mary-Kate Olsen from Beyond the Grave Dick Cheney Invites PBS Viewers to His Neighborhood A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Spider-Man 2!

Sport

Reagan an Early Gold Medal Favorite for the 2004 Cadaver Games God: Sick and Tired of Athletes Who Thank Him

See also

June 2004 in our UK edition

May 2004 Archive Index July 2004



Bookmark | Comment | Print | Send to a friend

 
Copyright ©2003-2008 DeadBrain. All rights reserved violently.Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Survey | Vermin