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The Archive: May 2004
It's a many splendored thing, these things we do. Check out some of our splendor below:
NewsRumsfeld, Satan Reach Tentative Power-Sharing Agreement
May 1 2004Saddam's Diaries: Making Love Work with Donald Rumsfeld
May 2 2004Bush and Cheney Pose as Chico and Harpo Marx for 9/11 Commission Testimony
May 4 2004Videos Allegedly Catch Cheney, Scalia Torturing Underage Ducks
May 5 2004Exclusive: In Midst of Turmoil, Ariel Sharon Finally Selects Diet Plan
May 10 2004Prices Rice Steeply in Mideast Bounties Market
May 11 2004DeadBrain Uncovers a Juicy New Scandal in Iraq
May 12 2004Exposed: 'Area 52' and Ancient Grecian Influence on US War Planning - Part 1
May 15 2004Exposed: 'Area 52' and Ancient Grecian Influence on US War Planning - Part 2
May 16 2004DeadBrain Source Claims Rumsfeld Being Brainwashed by Underling
May 17 2004Reforms at Abu Ghraib to Include Waterboarding, Bible Study
May 18 2004New Book Lables Bush "Phony Christian"
May 20 2004Grim Reaper Honors Bush with Golden Scythe
May 23 2004Terminator IV: SkyNet Targets Wedding Parties
May 24 2004Lynndie England Stands Up For Male Enhancement
May 30 2004
PoliticsRove Plays NRA, Heston for Suckers with Fake Kerry Plan
May 25 2004Kerry Interrogated, Admits He's French
May 27 2004DeadBrain Time Machine Reveals Surprise Winner of Democratic Nomination
May 31 2004
EntertainmentAmerican Midol: Fox's The Swan and the Icky-Dicky Truth About Plastic Surgery
May 3 2004American Midol: On This Day in History – The Day the Friends Ship Sunk
May 6 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Van Helsing!
May 7 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...New York Minute!
May 7 2004Hit TV Show 'The Swan' Sparks High School Reform
May 8 2004The Ex-Files: Climbing the Twelve Steps of the Berry/Benet Breakup
May 13 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Troy!
May 14 2004American Midol: Fantasia Barrino – OOOH, Lawdy! That Girl's Got Herself Some Pipes!
May 19 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Shrek 2!
May 21 2004NBC Says "Out with the Old, in with the Child Exploitation"
May 22 2004The Ex-Files: Dorito Girl and the Guy Who's Not Danny or Dick
May 26 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Soul Plane!
May 28 2004A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Day After Tomorrow!
May 28 2004Happiness Threatens Morrissey Comeback
May 29 2004
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