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The Archive: November 2004


This will forever be remembered as the eleventh month of 2004. That's right, we're not afraid to predict that!

News

After High Explosives HMX and RDX Go Missing In Iraq, Bush Targets BMX Bikers
Nov 2 2004
Jet Strafes School to Thwart Terrorists; "Definitely Not" George Bush on a Victory Joyride
Nov 5 2004
Ridge Announces "Code Green" Status for Smallest Nebraska Town
Nov 9 2004
French Hospital: "Bush Deliberately Withheld Flu Vaccine from Ailing Yasser Arafat"
Nov 9 2004
French Peacekeepers Strafed in Ivory Coast; Bush Denies Responsibility
Nov 10 2004
John Ashcroft Resigns; Will Join ACLU on January 1, 2005
Nov 11 2004
Sir Elton John Sulks Following Arafat Funeral Snub
Nov 12 2004
Ohioans Embrace New Image; State Calls for All Haters to "Come Home"
Nov 15 2004
Exclusive: Faking Out America with Funny Money
Nov 16 2004
It's Open Hunting Season on Miami Children
Nov 18 2004
Say Cheese: Virgin Mary Wants Some Respect
Nov 21 2004
Condoleezza Rice Undergoes Brain Removal Surgery
Nov 21 2004
From Condi with Love: A Swarm of Locusts Attacks Israel
Nov 22 2004
McCaughey Septuplets Threaten to Boycott 8th Birthday
Nov 23 2004
Opium Futures Up on Kabul Exchange; Rumsfeld Proclaims Victory in Afghan Drug War
Nov 25 2004
One in Four Americans Consider Homicide
Nov 26 2004
White House Insecurity on the Rise
Nov 28 2004
Intelligence Revamp Glitch Leaves Nation "Temporarily Stupid"
Nov 29 2004
President Bush Announces Massive "Mortuary Arts" Community College Initiative
Nov 29 2004

Politics

Unusual Names Showing Up on Florida Absentee Ballots
Nov 1 2004
Thrown Off the Bus with Bush
Nov 1 2004
Ten Reasons You Absolutely SHOULD NOT Vote in Tomorrow's Presidential Election
Nov 1 2004
Thousands of Canadian Seniors Protest Kerry's Drug Import Plan
Nov 2 2004
Election Malaise Hangs Over American Chapter of Satirists Guild
Nov 2 2004
Ralph Nader Ends Campaign by Attacking Netzero's "Candidate Zero" for Lying About Free Internet Access
Nov 2 2004
DeadBrain Time Machine: Source Confirms John Edwards Forgot to Vote
Nov 2 2004
Kerry Loss Being Blamed on Campaign Strategist Jon Lovitz
Nov 4 2004
"Bawing" Voter Protest Wiping - Err, Sweeping the Nation
Nov 4 2004
More on the "Bawing" Voter Protest Wiping - Err, Sweeping the Nation
Nov 5 2004
A Menace to Democracy: Idiot Voters
Nov 6 2004
Sunday Religion Update: Bush Win Prompts Tears in Heaven
Nov 7 2004
Freedom Ferret Comes Out of His GOP Re-Election Coma to Comment on the Party Animal President
Nov 9 2004
Capitol Hill Becomes Faith Hill
Nov 20 2004
Clinton-Clinton Ticket for Democrats in '08?
Nov 22 2004
Top Cops Endorse Bush Anti-Abortion Stance
Nov 24 2004
DeadBrain Time Machine: President Schwarzenegger Says, "I Am a Girlie Man!"
Nov 26 2004

Entertainment

DeadBrain Coverage of the Daily Show Coverage of Election Day 2004 – "Prelude to a Recount!" - Via Anagram, Limerick, Haiku, and Palindrome
Nov 3 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Incredibles!
Nov 5 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Alfie!
Nov 5 2004
The Ex-Files: The Cosmic Dick Gets Sick
Nov 10 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Seed of Chucky!
Nov 12 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...After the Sunset!
Nov 12 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Polar Express!
Nov 12 2004
FCC Threatens to Whack More TV Shows Through Heady Abuse of Power
Nov 13 2004
Worried and Depressed Over the Election? Here's a Celluloid Solution
Nov 14 2004
American Midol: Desperate Housewives of the World, Unite!
Nov 17 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...National Treasure!
Nov 19 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason!
Nov 19 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie!
Nov 19 2004
The Ex-Files: The Low-Down on Lohan
Nov 24 2004

Propaganda

The Erudite Editor Offers a Review of...Father Joe: The Man Who Saved My Soul!
Nov 21 2004

See also

November 2004 in our UK edition

October 2004 Archive Index December 2004



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