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The Archive: October 2004


Election-time always makes us put our best feet right into our mouths. Or something. Here's our whopping archive from the Decision 2004 run-up month:

News

Fox Frets "Martha's Bitches" Won't Be Bitchy Enough
Oct 4 2004
Investigation Finds No Proof That House Speaker Dennis Hastert Doesn't Eat Children
Oct 7 2004
Local Donkey Wounded During US Marine Raid of Iraqi School
Oct 9 2004
Pope Beatifies Charles I, Julia Roberts
Oct 11 2004
Mick Jagger, Keith Richards Investigate Flu Vaccine Shortage
Oct 25 2004
Peanuts Creator Goes Crazy After Placing Second on Dead Celebrity List
Oct 27 2004
Thousands Trampled in Rush to Apply for Jobs at Shanghai Hooters
Oct 29 2004

Politics

American Midol: The Shallowest Reason in the World to Vote for John Kerry
Oct 1 2004
DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for the First Presidential Debate
Oct 1 2004
North Korea Offers Nuke Talks, Cheerleaders
Oct 4 2004
Erratic Dick Cheney Shocks Vice Presidential Debate Viewers
Oct 6 2004
Opposing View: An Electrifying Vice-Presidential Debate
Oct 6 2004
A Wooden Presidential Debate
Oct 9 2004
Staying on the Bus with Bush
Oct 10 2004
Kerry Uncaps Votes of Drinkers, Addicts
Oct 11 2004
The Bush Camp Enlists Chicken Little to Help Get Out the Vote
Oct 13 2004
Bush Makes Final Debate "All-Out Gag Fest"
Oct 14 2004
Bush Promises "Maternity Camps" for Amoral Women
Oct 15 2004
Stuck on the Bus with Bush
Oct 17 2004
President Unveils Double-Headed Porn Czar
Oct 18 2004
Cheneys Urge Lesbian Daughter to Attempt Suicide for Greater Good
Oct 21 2004
Kerry Preemptively Declares Victory in Election 2004
Oct 23 2004
Ronald Reagan Reanimated for Election Push
Oct 25 2004
Prices of Heinz Ketchup and Other Condiments Falling in Battleground States
Oct 27 2004
God Retracts Election Prophecy, Now Foresees Even Odds
Oct 29 2004
On the Edge of Sanity, On the Bus with Bush
Oct 30 2004

Entertainment

A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Ladder 49!
Oct 2 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Shark Tale!
Oct 2 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...I Heart Huckabees!
Oct 2 2004
The Ex-Files: When Our Favorite Couples Call It Quits
Oct 6 2004
Search for Franz Ferdinand Yields Disappointing Results
Oct 7 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Team America: World Police!
Oct 15 2004
An Al-Qaeda Holiday May Soon Be Available at a Cave Near You
Oct 16 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Grudge!
Oct 22 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Surviving Christmas!
Oct 22 2004
The Ex-Files: Another Millionaire Marriage Bites the Dust
Oct 23 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Saw!
Oct 29 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Birth!
Oct 29 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Ray!
Oct 29 2004

Sport

East Coast Media Bias Results in Shunning of Cardinals/Astros Series Coverage
Oct 17 2004
American Midol: The Red Sox, Game Five, and a Lapsed Catholic's Extra-Inning Nod to God
Oct 19 2004
Yankees Now Recruiting New Fans from Other Teams
Oct 25 2004

Propaganda

The Erudite Editor Offers a Review of...The Acts of the Compassionates!
Oct 4 2004

See also

October 2004 in our UK edition

September 2004 Archive Index November 2004



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