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The Archive: February 2005


Short on days, but long on content - that's February at DeadBrain for you!

News

President Tackles Terror, Appoints Homes Honcho Turmoil During Sunday's Iraqi Election! The Corrected Text of the State of the Union Address Anti-Bush Bumper Sticker Leads to Threat of Iraq Duty or RNC Bathroom Duty It's NOT Avon Calling! Bill O'Reilly's New Phone Plan in Action Barbie's Tearful Plea to State Department: "Bring Cody Home" Doll Community Rallies To Support Captured G.I. Captured Cody Doll Solves Bush's Troop Rotation Problem, Opens Door to Iran Invasion Michelin Man Plunges To Death Mel Gibson Tapped For Papacy; J-Lo To Head Fed Homes Honcho Declares War on French Country North Korea Bombs Fukuoka, Tokyo Disneyland Peanuts Rocks: Charlie Brown Charged With Murder, Lucy Accused of Malpractice Gov't Homes and Gardens Agency Offers Newsletter Preview Whoosh! Penis Pump Sweeps Judge From Bench North Korea Opens Arms Talks With Tommy Hilfiger Hunter S. Thompson, Author, Dies of Old Age

Politics

Revealed: Hillary Clinton's Buffalo Faint Due to Acid Flashback One Member (So to Speak), One Vote - Part 1 of 2 One Member (So to Speak), One Vote - Part 2 of 2 Cheney's Daughter Gets Plum Job Putin Scolds Bush Over Democracy Erosion in United States

Entertainment

The Ex-Files: The ABCs of Celebrity Splits DeadBrain Time Machine: Spears and Federline Back Together! A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Hitch! American Midol: Jacko, Porno, Court-o, Uh-Oh! (A Michael Jackson Primer, Part 1 = Before the Neverland Sting) American Midol: Jacko, Porno, Court-o, Uh-Oh! (A Michael Jackson Primer, Part 2 = The Quick-Spit Facts) American Midol: Jacko, Porno, Court-o, Uh-Oh! (A Michael Jackson Primer, Part 3 = An Elite Selection of Juicy, Lewd, and Sordid Details) A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Constantine! American Midol: Paris Hilton. Why? FCC to Investigate Beatles - Even John and George Justifying Jackson Jurors a Jolting Job The Ex-Files: A Protest Letter from The Cosmic Detective Snoop & "Soul" to Be Locked Up A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Son of the Mask! American Midol: And the Oscar Goes to...Beyonce! Double Vision and Condemnation at Jackson Trial

Sport

Pats and Eagles to Boycott Super Bowl in Sympathy for National Hockey League DeadBrain Time Machine: Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction Streak Continues DeadBrain Time Machine: Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction Streak Continues Spring Training: Baseball Hopes Mike Piazza Marriage Will End Controversy

See also

February 2005 in our UK edition

January 2005 Archive Index March 2005



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