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The Archive: January 2005
Baby, it's cold outside, so put a hand on the hard drive and warm up with some of these awesome articles:
NewsRevealed: Michael Jackson's Upcoming "Tattle Tale" Defense
Jan 4 2005US Military Creating Its Own Car Bombs to Steal Iraqi Insurents' Thunder
Jan 5 2005Exclusive: Clarence Thomas Responds to "Justice for Hire" Charges
Jan 5 2005Behind the News: Hot Tub Flooding Inspired Tom DeLay's Conversion to Christianity
Jan 6 2005Channeling Nixon, Bush Says "I Am Not a Cheapskate"
Jan 8 2005Exclusive: "Chatter" Leads to Discovery of Fundamentalist Home Decorating Cell
Jan 13 2005Princess Di's Phallic Collection Set to Tour
Jan 16 2005DeadBrain's Satire Awards Win Puts Freedom Ferret in Mind of a Different Historical Upheaval
Jan 18 2005Bush's "Watch My Comments" Resolution Turns Staff Upside Down on Eve Of Inaugural
Jan 19 2005Sex Bomb's a Dud, but Others in Pipeline
Jan 21 2005Harvard Prexy Slams Women's Anatomy, Math Ability
Jan 22 2005Christian Software Firm Releases English-to-Tongues Converter
Jan 28 2005Chickens in Boxing Gloves? That's Just the Start!
Jan 29 2005Another Celebrity Sperm Bank Closes After Performance Failure
Jan 30 2005Island Give-Away Winners Live to Regret It When Team America Moves In
Jan 31 2005
PoliticsAlberto Gonzales Whips Everyone Into Shape at His Confirmation Hearing
Jan 7 2005Dominant Dope Denigrates Diminutive Dummies
Jan 12 2005
EntertainmentTsunami Tragedy Unites Aguilera, Simpson, Spears
Jan 3 2005With Very Little Coercion at All, Freedom Ferret Reveals His New Year Resolution
Jan 4 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...White Noise!
Jan 7 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Their Movie Reviews for 2004!
Jan 7 2005American Midol: 2004 – Betrayed by Its Hottest Keywords
Jan 10 2005Top Ten Satire Headlines for Brad and Jennifer's Breakup (aka "The Aniston-Pitt Split")
Jan 10 2005The Ex-Files: The Cosmic Dick
Jan 5 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Coach Carter!
Jan 14 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Elektra!
Jan 14 2005NBC Embeds Journalists for the Pitt-Aniston Separation Coverage
Jan 14 2005American Midol: Brad, Jen, and a Corny-Yet-Heartfelt Declaration from a (Slightly) Parallel Universe
Jan 17 2005The Ex-Files: Deciphering the Pitt Split
Jan 19 2005Madonna Discovers Mythical Musical Note in Concert
Jan 20 2005American Midol: The Top 3 Trends of 2005
Jan 24 2005Carson's Death Shines Spotlight on Has-Beens
Jan 25 2005Desperate Search to Capture Paris Hilton's Escaped Property - Part 1
Jan 26 2005Carson Daly Hopes to Fill Late Night Void
Jan 26 2005Desperate Search to Capture Paris Hilton's Escaped Property - Part 2
Jan 27 2005Desperate Search to Capture Paris Hilton's Escaped Property - Part 3
Jan 28 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Alone in the Dark!
Jan 29 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Hide and Seek!
Jan 29 2005
SportTo Juice or Not to Juice - That Is the Question for Major League Baseball
Jan 3 2005Whew! America Saved from Mickey Rooney's Bare Buns
Jan 8 2005Pitcher's Sexy Wife Lures Free Agents to the Mets
Jan 11 2005Can Heartbroken Eagle Terrell Owens Ever Carry On?
Jan 15 2005Acclaimed Haiku Master and New England Patriots Fan Phinneas Zoquo Begins the 2005 Super Bowl Smacktalking
Jan 25 2005
PropagandaDeadBrain.com's Top Ten Most Popular Articles During 2004
Jan 2 2005Popular Humor Site Wins Seven Satire Awards, Loses Half-Day Fridays
Jan 24 2005
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