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The Archive: June 2005
June, June, Bo-bune, Banana-fana-fo-fune, Me-mi-mo-mune, June!
NewsPope's Ring Declared Major Health Hazard
Jun 1 2005Tom Cruise Leaves Hollywood: Begins War on ALL Medical Worlds
Jun 2 2005Inside Homeland Homes and Gardens – And the Mind of a Style Czar
Jun 2 2005General Lee's Navel Lint Fetches Enormous Auction Price
Jun 3 2005Bush Hails New Wonder Drug That Cures 296 Diseases
Jun 4 2005Boy Scouts Confess Trustworthiness Issues
Jun 9 2005Airline to Shut Down Engines to Save Money
Jun 10 2005Rapture Will Create Inheritance Nightmares, End Traffic Jams
Jun 13 2005DHHG Book Review: "How Would Jesus Decorate?"
Jun 16 2005Connecticut Approves Mental Junk Food Ban
June 15 2005Alabama Couple Wants World Bank to Forgive Their Credit Card Debt
Jun 17 2005Supreme Court Allows Prosecution of Surgical Anesthesia Use
Jun 17 2005Hussein is California Dreamin'
Jun 18 2005Wal-Mart Introduces Discount Funerals for Customers
Jun 22 2005Saddam Loves Doritos, But Frito-Lay Doesn't Love Him
Jun 23 2005Supreme Court's Ruling Costs Justices Their Homes
Jun 25 2005Downing Street Memo a Fake, Says Eminent Grammarian
Jun 27 2005High School Bans Peace Corps Recruiters
Jun 29 2005
PoliticsCheney Lashes Out at Almost Everybody
Jun 3 2005Dick Cheney Craving More Bush
Jun 5 2005Bill Maher Better Watch Out for Bachus, Sources Say
Jun 7 2005Bush to Consolidate Executive Power by Doing It All By Himself
Jun 12 2005In "More Sorrow Than Anger," Dick Cheney Rips Howard Dean a New One
Jun 14 2005Senate Tightens Noose on Lynching
Jun 15 2005Here Comes the Judge! Here Comes the Judge!
Jun 16 2005White House Jobs Available: A DeadBrain Public Service Announcement
Jun 18 2005Last American MIAs from Vietnam War Discovered in the White House
Jun 28 2005
EntertainmentSex Change Helps Couric "Live for Today"
Jun 2 2005Michael Jackson Plans Post-Acquittal Uprising Against California
Jun 6 2005Spurned By Live 8, Spice Girls Organize Rival Event
Jun 8 2005Ted Turner Elaborates on CNN's Many Perversions
Jun 11 2005Tom Cruise's New Honey Talks About Converting to His Goofy Religion
Jun 16 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Lords of Dogtown!
Jun 03 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Cinderella Man!
Jun 3 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Mr. and Mrs. Smith!
Jun 10 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Batman Begins!
Jun 17 2005Celine Dion Prepares for Release of New Album: Mes Areolas Gonfles
Jun 20 2005As Animals Flee Michael Jackson, Freaks Converge on a Neverland in Transition
Jun 24 2005American Midol: Down with R.I.P.? Rippers Holla, "No, Not Me!"
Jun 27 2005Runaway Bride Is New Greyhound Spokesperson
Jun 30 2005
SportFemale Indy Driver Isn't What You Think
Jun 1 2005Red Auerbach Is Second Coaching Legend Returning to NBA
Jun 21 2005Red Auerbach Is Second Coaching Legend Returning to NBA
Jun 21 2005
PropagandaNew Humor Column Takes Home and Garden Craze to the Red Alert Level
Jun 11 2005
See alsoJune 2005 in our UK edition