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The Archive: September 2005
It's that time of year again, when people start saying "It's that time of year again," and this is what was happening while it was that time of year...again:
NewsBush, Lawmakers Endorse All-American Energy Bill
Sep 1 2005Never Fear, Hurricane Victims - It's Celebrities to the Rescue!
Sep 2 2005Supreme Court News: Bush Reluctantly Taps Kanye West to Replace Rehnquist
Sep 4 2005American Economy Collapses, Killing Several in North Dakota
Sep 6 2005Bush Brings Hope, Finger-Licking BBQ Sauce to the Masses
Sep 7 2005Health Report: In Wake of Katrina Disaster, Medications Fail Bush
Sep 8 2005Garth Brooks to Become Wal-Mart Greeter
Sep 11 2005Katrina Bailout Bill Saves People, Pork
Sep 13 2005Final Blame for New Orleans Fiasco Pinned on French
Sep 14 2005The Back Story Behind the New Orleans Double Whammy
Sep 15 2005Rapturists Sue Feds Over Children Left Behind
Sep 20 2005International News: In German Deadlock, Schwarzenegger Offers a Solution
Sep 21 2005More New Orleans Back Story: Flood Waters Reveal Disgusting Muck, Cheney's Undisclosed Location
Sep 22 2005Health Report: WME Prescribes Lunesta for All Americans
Sep 22 2005Bush Appoints Another - Uh, Winner? - to FEMA
Sep 27 2005Hurricanes Show God Loves White, Rich People Best, Say Theologians
Sep 28 2005Catholic Church Going Commando
Sep 30 2005
PoliticsGeorge W. Bush - An Army of One
Sep 26 2005
EntertainmentStarbucks "Personal Coffee System" – for the True Aficionado
Sep 1 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Man!
Sep 9 2005Rave Reviews For Broadway's "Don't Fiddle With The Roof"
Sep 15 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Just Like Heaven!
Sep 16 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Lord of War!
Sep 16 2005Pamela Anderson's Left Breast Accidentally Detached in Airport Security Mishap
Sep 23 2005American Midol: The "I wanna wah-whah-wheahhh" Rant
Sep 23 2005While Awaiting an iPod Recharge, Freedom Ferret Takes Notice of the Larger Forces at Work in the World
Sep 23 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Flightplan!
Sep 23 2005A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Tim Burton's Corpse Bride!
Sep 23 2005Katrina's True Lesson - A Spiritual Offering of Hope
Sep 29 2005American Midol: Save Us, Napoleon!
Sep 30 2005
SportKansas News: College vs. Pros in Fight to the Finish
Sep 8 2005Bush Swindles Nagin to Save Fantasy Football Season
Sep 29 2005
See alsoSeptember 2005 in our UK edition