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The Archive: March 2006

Beware the ides? Feh! The ides were nothing compared to what we did during the rest of the month!

News

Supreme Court Sanctions Religious Use of Hallucinogenic Tea, Bourbon

March 6 2006

Video Shows Cheney Wanted to Euthanize Injured Hunter - Part 1 of 2

Mar 7 2006

Video Shows Cheney Wanted to Euthanize Injured Hunter - Part 2 of 2

Mar 9 2006

Bush Invites Bode Miller to White House

Mar 10 2006

The Health Report: Cheerful Men at Lower Risk of Heart Disease

Mar 10 2006

Success of "Breasts, Not Bombs" Protest Does Not Transfer to "Vaginas, Not Violence"

Mar 13 2006

The Health Report: Mad Cow Disease Discovered to Be a Vegan Conspiracy

Mar 16 2006

Poll Shocker: 72% of Troops in Iraq Want Just One More Year of Being Shot At

Mar 17 2006

14-Year-Old Who Had Sex With Teacher Now Seeking Medical Attention

Mar 23 2006

Avian Bird Flu Taking the Sport Out of Bird Watching

Mar 27 2006

The Health Report: Diet Drugs Gone Wild!

Mar 30 2006

Entertainment

Freedom Ferret Confabulates on Jon Stewart's Academy Awards Tryout

Mar 4 2006

American Midol: Vote Here & Now for Your One & Only Pop Oscar Winner!

Mar 5 2006

The Curmudgeon Bastard: Boys Just Wanna Have Fun

Mar 8 2006

Felix the Cat Nabbed in Kitty Porn Sting

Mar 15 2006

God Sues "Da Vinci Code" Author for Plagiarism

Mar 20 2006

Curmudgeon Bastard: I'd Prefer the Smell of Napalm in the Morning

Mar 22 2006

Finding Hate Online for Sci-Fi Fans

Mar 28 2006

More Details From the Controversial "Copernicus Code" Trial

March 29 2006

American Midol: Why Our Freaky Oral Fetishes Equal Big Business

March 31 2006

Sport

High School Basketball Team Inspired by Movie

Mar 14 2006

Barry Bonds Gets Support From Foul-Mouthed Cyst Growing on Hand

Mar 21 2006

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