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The Archive: March 2006
Beware the ides? Feh! The ides were nothing compared to what we did during the rest of the month!
NewsSupreme Court Sanctions Religious Use of Hallucinogenic Tea, Bourbon
March 6 2006Video Shows Cheney Wanted to Euthanize Injured Hunter - Part 1 of 2
Mar 7 2006Video Shows Cheney Wanted to Euthanize Injured Hunter - Part 2 of 2
Mar 9 2006Bush Invites Bode Miller to White House
Mar 10 2006The Health Report: Cheerful Men at Lower Risk of Heart Disease
Mar 10 2006Success of "Breasts, Not Bombs" Protest Does Not Transfer to "Vaginas, Not Violence"
Mar 13 2006The Health Report: Mad Cow Disease Discovered to Be a Vegan Conspiracy
Mar 16 2006Poll Shocker: 72% of Troops in Iraq Want Just One More Year of Being Shot At
Mar 17 200614-Year-Old Who Had Sex With Teacher Now Seeking Medical Attention
Mar 23 2006Avian Bird Flu Taking the Sport Out of Bird Watching
Mar 27 2006The Health Report: Diet Drugs Gone Wild!
Mar 30 2006
EntertainmentFreedom Ferret Confabulates on Jon Stewart's Academy Awards Tryout
Mar 4 2006American Midol: Vote Here & Now for Your One & Only Pop Oscar Winner!
Mar 5 2006The Curmudgeon Bastard: Boys Just Wanna Have Fun
Mar 8 2006Felix the Cat Nabbed in Kitty Porn Sting
Mar 15 2006God Sues "Da Vinci Code" Author for Plagiarism
Mar 20 2006Curmudgeon Bastard: I'd Prefer the Smell of Napalm in the Morning
Mar 22 2006Finding Hate Online for Sci-Fi Fans
Mar 28 2006More Details From the Controversial "Copernicus Code" Trial
March 29 2006American Midol: Why Our Freaky Oral Fetishes Equal Big Business
March 31 2006
SportHigh School Basketball Team Inspired by Movie
Mar 14 2006Barry Bonds Gets Support From Foul-Mouthed Cyst Growing on Hand
Mar 21 2006
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