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The Health Report: Holiday Spending Soars for Pets, Plummets for Children
Dec 27 2006Three BILLION??
Special Election 2006 Health Report: The Blind Can See!
Nov 9 2006Now all they have to do is start dodging those rolling heads.
The Health Report: Studies Show President Bush Does Not Have Dementia
Oct 12 2006".....and you are....?
American Midol: Four Crucial Survival Secrets for the Reality-Slapped Wife
Oct 9 2006It's funny because the editor knows it's true.
American Midol: Confessions of a Mama Eunuch
Aug 28 2006Believe me, it's a figurative headline.
Stephen King Gets Writer's Block for Several Hours
Aug 16 2006An entire afternoon - wasted!
American Midol: Shocking Revelations From a Reluctantly Brand-Conscious Consumer
Aug 14 2006Don't let her fool you, she LOVES brands.
American Midol: Bauer vs. Rumsfeld – The Torture Olympics Showdown
Aug 1 2006Quien es mas macho?
Heather Mills McCartney Suffers Nervous Breakdown After Realizing She Married a "Beatle"
Jun 12 2006Perhaps an exterminator might be of help.
The Health Report: University of California Los Angeles Approves Marijuana Use
Jun 8 2006Breathe, people. Breathe.
Latest Forecast: Hot Summer Ahead, Full of Sizzling TV Shows
Jun 5 2006About as accurate a prediction as any weatherman's.
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews…X-Men: The Last Stand!
May 26 2006Never believe a Hollywood ultimatum.
The Health Report: Medications and Homosexuality - If You're Gay, You Can Play
May 25 2006Dick Cheney can hardly contain himself.
Ultrasound Technician Goes Mad After Seeing "Unspeakable Beauty" of Jolie-Pitt Fetus
May 22 2006Look away!
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...The Da Vinci Code!
May 19 2006We have decoded the sequence, and it is...slightly more interesting than Al Capone's vault.
Britney Spears to Author "Child-Rearing For Dummies"
May 18 2006She followed the golden rule of writing: "Write what you know."
The Health Report: Xanax Is NOT a Painkiller, Charlie Sheen!
May 11 2006Really? Wow, were we fooled!
James Frey Says Harvard Student-Author Plagiarized His Lies; Wants to "Kick Her Petite Indian Ass"
May 8 2006First Leif Garrett, and now this!
Cindy Sheehan's Advice Column, Volume III
Apr 30 2006The Peace Mom answers your questions about life, love, and the Neo-Con agenda!
Suri Sure Sounds Super to TomKat!
Apr 25 2006Can you find all 25 film references?
Another Installment of Cindy Sheehan's Advice Column
Apr 19 2006For entertainment purposes only. Sort of.
Peace Mom Cindy Sheehan Launches Advice Column
Apr 14 2006Your favorite activist answers questions about life, love, and the Neo-Con agenda!
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...V for Vendetta!
Apr 7 2006Didn't this come out, like, weeks ago?
Curmudgeon Bastard: Uniquely American
Apr 5 2006Uniquely idiotic is more like it.
American Midol: Why Our Freaky Oral Fetishes Equal Big Business
March 31 2006Open mouth, insert ______!
More Details From the Controversial "Copernicus Code" Trial
March 29 2006Lawyers says author "stole the sun." You can never understand what those Brits are saying.
Finding Hate Online for Sci-Fi Fans
Mar 28 2006Because love is for jerks.
Curmudgeon Bastard: I'd Prefer the Smell of Napalm in the Morning
Mar 22 2006Yo dude, I think you stepped in something...
God Sues "Da Vinci Code" Author for Plagiarism
Mar 20 2006Kick the man while he's down? God, you're so low.
Felix the Cat Nabbed in Kitty Porn Sting
Mar 15 2006It's enough to rock your faith in the beauty of "celebreality."
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