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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...All Three Big Movies Out This Week!
Jan 30 2004 by Allen VoivodBetween The Big Bounce, The Perfect Score, and You Got Served, the DFOF couldn't decide which one to make their featured review. Which says something about these three movies, we think.
Dad: It's gotta be The Big Bounce. It has the cast, it has the comedy, it has the capers...
Mom: It has Sara Foster's T&A, you transparent freak. How long before you're on MrSkin.com looking for screen captures of her Big Jiggle?
Sis: At least he's salivating at a woman closer to his own age than mine for a change. I'm surprised he wasn't looking at the girls from The Perfect Score like he looks at all my friends when they come for sleepovers.
Bro: I liked the dancing in You Got Served, but it's no Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, that's fa shizzle.
Baby: Winter sucks. Everyone's stuck inside and sick of it and sick of each other. The folks put me in a spacesuit that feels like a womb but doesn't let me cuddle. They toss me around like a sack of basmati rice at a loading dock. So you're bound to find something redeeming in each of these three movies and appreciate the escape. Just be a nice little target demographic and don't expect too much.
Verdict: Matinee quality movies under lowered expectations. You might be happier checking out an Oscar-nominated flick you might have missed, like Master and Commander.
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