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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Eurotrip!
Feb 20 2004 by Allen VoivodMade by people responsible for Road Trip and Old School. Why aren't they advertising the actors' names? Because no one will ever, ever care about them.
Dad: Damnit! And I wasted my post-high-school summer on newsgroups and earning my yellow belt in Tae-kwon-do instead of going to Europe.
Mom: Ah, the yellow belt. Symbol of all your failed ambitions. On the bright side, it doesn't chafe my wrists like the silk did.
Sis: Oh my God, will you two pay attention here? I'm in the middle of a total eyebrow-shaping disaster! Those horrible Vietnamese women maimed my face and now they're laughing at me!
Bro: I learned way more about sex by watching this than I did with that lame What's Happening to Me? book. Can we stop at the leather shop on the way home?
Baby: It's a funny stupid movie. Or a stupid funny movie. Whatever - at least it's better than that Meg Ryan boxing movie out this week, and it's longer, too. Me, I was just glad to see a mime getting attacked. The only mime I ever saw set me back five months on my potty training.
Verdict: Rental quality all the way.
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