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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!
Mar 19 2004 by Allen VoivodJim Carrey and Kate Winslet star in a romantic mindbender brought to you by the only screenwriter whose name alone can sell a film these days - Charlie Kaufman.
Dad: Iíd love to forget the time you threw every shoe in your closet at me one by one, honey. That was the longest three-and-a-half hours of our marriage.
Mom: And if you ever, ever try to cut up my credit cards again, Iíll fill up every orifice of your body with shoe trees and crank Ďem as wide as I can.
Sis: That jerk Roach Kirkson stood me up for the last time, not showing up for this movie. Iím gonna make our breakup so totally painful, theyíll have to, like, set him on fire to make him forget about me, or something.
Bro: Itís scary to think they could erase smells from your brain. What if I woke up one day and couldnít remember what roasted garden snake bodies smell like? Ack!
Baby: Wow, wow, wow! Kaufman finally sticks the landing with this attempt. Movies like this oneíll help your mind grow, and thatís something I can appreciate - I havenít learned a thing from Barney the Dinosaur in months. Oh, how I loathe that pinkish-purple freak of costumingÖ
Verdict: Itís the first must-see movie of the year - yes, even counting the one about Mr. Holier-Than-Thou.
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