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 American Midol: Buh-Bye, Omarosa! (You Lying, Detestable, Rotten-Spirited, Undermining Ignoramus!)Apr 16 2004 by Lani Voivod
NBC's The Apprentice was some goooood TV. The Donald's live TelePrompTer reading the one that not only recapped his brilliant 13-week, network-funded infomercial but also promoted his current vast empire and beyond was a show in and of itself. But we're not here to speak politely about the latest "genre-trumping" tsunami to surface out of the maelstrom that is Mark Burnett. We're here to join together in true-blue, soul-seething, snarl-our-faces-and-shoot-evil-eye-daggers-at-her-smug-self solidarity, to chastise one inconceivable hypocrite who deserves an emblematic SLAP right upside the head. Her name is Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth. Don't you just want to spit already? Don't you just want to have five minutes with this horrid excuse for a human and hold a mirror up to her putrid self-unawareness? Even her name her 437-syllable name makes me want to vomit. I believe in karma. In fact, it even made me question whether I should publicly blast a person whom I've never actually met. I understand that editors of reality shows can have their own agendas, and that "bad guys" make for good TV. But then I thought to myself, "Self if you believe in karma, then take this bull by its testes and be the Agent of Karma here. Sound off on behalf of the millions who watched this loathsome, self-righteous [insert "B" word here!] while she spewed lie after lie, literally annihilating any chance Kwame Jackson had of winning the 13-week interview with Donald Trump, one of the world's wealthiest dudes. This woman needs a wake up call! Let's hear it for Ereka, who took her once-in-a-lifetime LIVE TV moment and used it against the Evil that was sitting next to her. Thanks, Ereka! Though unfettered hatred is usually something I discourage, this case was definitely an exception. Bravo! I so hoped The Donald was going to tell us that Omarosa was an actor like the Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiancι guy planted before our eyes to get us riled up against dishonesty, stupidity, and despicable, over-inflated egos everywhere. Sadly, that appears not to be the case. Omarosa you terrible, clueless skunk it's not us. It's YOU. Related Articles American Midol: Buh-Bye, Omarosa! (You Lying, Detestable, Rotten-Spirited, Undermining Ignoramus!) Apr 16 2004
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