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The Ex-Files: Getting the Jump on a High-Profile Future Case
Jun 9 2004 by The Cosmic DetectiveI found myself back on the West Coast investigating Snoop Dogg's divorce when my former yogi called and invited me to a swanky summer party.
"It'll be worth your while," he promised.
I figured Snoop could be put on the back burner for an evening, especially considering the A-list clientele my yogi had acquired ever since Madonna put yoga on the celebrity map. Sure, Tinseltown was currently experiencing a baby boom. But who's to say there weren't future breakups in-the-making? In one night, I just might drum up months of casework.
As we entered the immaculate Beverly Hills estate and made our way out back, my sixth sense started humming. Love was in the air. But not just any love. Love, J Lo Style. Somehow I had stumbled upon the nuptials of the legendary Jennifer Lopez and Latin crooner Marc Anthony.
The significance of this turn of events was not lost on me.
I was hiking in the Himalayas when her first marriage ended. Recouping from a bad Taiwanese colonic when she and P. Diddy called it quits. On a South American sojourn when Mr. Judd became ex-hubby #2. And hanging with the Dalai Lama when Bennifer went bust. So imagine how thrilled I was to finally be in the presence of this icon.
Aside from her marketing savvy, incredible talent, and general bootyliciousness, this girl is the QUEEN of the celebrity breakup. In my profession, she plays second fiddle ONLY to Elizabeth Taylor. And mark my words, friends. Give her time.
It was a beautiful ceremony. The bride was blushing. The groom was grinning. The flowers, the music, the guest list - all top notch. And for a moment, I let my professional cynicism drop. Maybe this was "it." Maybe Jenny from the Block had found her rock. Maybe they would make beautiful music and babies for years to come. Maybe.
I've got a private jet on standby if and when Ms. Lopez calls it quits with hubby #3. That, my friends, will be my Eddie Fisher. My Bennifer. My ultimate Ex-Files. The truth is out there.
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