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 American Midol: Cameron Diaz and the Fall of the Good GirlJul 24 2004 by Lani Voivod
We loved her in The Mask, didn’t we? Those eyes. That smile. Smoldering, I believe, is the word.She put the "something" in Mary, and it was more than just protein-rich hair gel. It was that Holly-Golightly spring in her step - the one that teases and taunts and turns us on, yet somehow maintains its innocence. Even, as we found out years later while slurping up Charlie’s Angels, when showcased in a pair of Underoos. Fascinating how the truth of someone’s appeal finally reveals itself. The Star says:
The New York Post says:
WABC-TV says:
Dirty, dirty, dirty girl. Naughty Cameron. We didn’t know you had it in you - but we’re glad you do. And it makes all the sugary sweetness of the last decade all the yummier. Yup - there’s "something about Cameron," all right. It’s a wildly giddy pleasure to discover that the "something" involves S&M, fishnets and a smile. Related Articles American Midol: If Opinions Are Like A**Holes, Why Do We Worship the Flotsam and Jetsam of Michael Moore's Puckered Orifice? Jul 3 2004
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