A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Shark Tale!

Considering all the seafaring puns in this movie ("Old Wavy"? "Katie Current"? Good grief!), the Dysfunctional Family decided to cast their fishiest comments for this review.

Dad: I'm floundering for things to say about this one! Ha-hah!

Mom: Why spend time in the theater watching this when you could go carpe diem? Top that one!

Sis: Eh, I'd watch it again. Just for the halibut.

Bro: I was perched on the edge of my seat for the entire movie! It was flippin' fintastic!

Baby: This review, the movie, and my diaper all have something in common. They're all two-thirds of a pun - P U!

Verdict: Not worth your hard-earned clams, but kids'll think it has sole.


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