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 The Ex-Files: What's Big in '04? Staying TogetherDec 8 2004 by The Cosmic Detective
Through a friend of a friend, I scored a house sitting gig with a view of the Pacific Ocean. Some skinny actress was going to a fat farm for a month in Big Sur. Which was how I found myself waking up with a view of the Pacific Ocean, and attending Pilates alongside one desperate housewife. E.L. and I bonded over wheat grass shots and the latest celeb gossip. Before going our separate ways, the former beauty queen invited me to attend the Big in 2004 bash over at VH1. It was the perfect place to drum up some much-needed work. The party was hoppin', the alcohol flowing, and the celebs were more than a little friendly. At one point, I found myself sandwiched between Anne Nicole, Brigitte Nielsen, AND Jenny McCarthy. Thank God Eva pulled me to safety before I drowned in a sea of cleavage. I admit, I got a little tipsy. And since Eva had to work the next morning, she left me to boogie the night away without her. From dancing on tables with Paris to gossiping with Ellen DeGeneres to comparing abs with Usher, I had a ball! Except for one thing. It seems the breakup scene in Hollywood is quiet for the moment. When I awoke the next morning, through my hangover fog I wondered, was my career in trouble? Before I had a chance to ponder this dilemma much further, there was a knock at the door. And a limo out front. The driver informed me that plans had been solidified last night for a trip out to Vegas for the weekend. But with whom? I played along, excusing myself long enough to throw a few things into an overnight bag, smooth down my hair, moisturize, and water the houseplants. As I made my way to the limo, I saw a hand wave from the car. Whether it was a desperate housewife, a millionheiress, or a set of Double Ds, I knew I'd have a good time. And maybe, just maybe, get the scoop on a future case. One can always hope. Related Articles The Ex-Files: The Low-Down on Lohan Nov 24 2004
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