A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Meet the Fockers!

Oh, "Fockers," ah-ha-ha-ha! It is to laugh! It is to be funny silly play on the bad word, ah-ha-ha-ha! It is to be sucking worse than the new Dyson vacuum cleaner we keep seeing advertised on the TV, ah-ha-ha-ha!

Dad: [Wailing desperately] It's too painful! It's too much like my life! It's a thing to be endured and survived, carving scars on your soul!

Mom: Wait, wait, here comes the best part...aaaaaaaand...there's the credits! It's over!

Sis: If they make this into a trilogy, can we boycott the next one? I'd probably be into some crazy-cool college hippie boycotting stage by then, hooking up with some cute protestors or something.

Bro: [Referring to movie dog turned blue by toilet bowl cleaner] That's soooo first grade. I made Billy Gable's dog look tie-dyed last week, and that was my first job in, like, months.

Baby: Am I the only person on Earth who absolutely HATED Meet the Parents? Well, finally I won't be a lone voice in the wilderness, like that time the folks abandoned me at the Scooby-Doo 2 screening. Fockers is as bad, if not worse, than the first one, and a shameful waste of time for all those talented actors. To director Jay Roach, I have but six words for you: "Austin Powers 4. Get to work."

Verdict: You wouldn't dis a Baby, would you?


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