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With Very Little Coercion at All, Freedom Ferret Reveals His New Year Resolution

Jan 4 2005 by Freedom Ferret

Freedom Ferret Says: Some people call me the space cowboy. Some, the gangsta o' love. But I'm gonna bust a cap in the next mutha-%#@&$ who calls me Maurice. I'm serious. No mercy this time. None.

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