A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous!

Omigod! We've been totally waiting, like, soaked in our own desperation to get a sequel to the...omigod, like, who even remembers anything from five years ago, did five years ago ever even happen?

Sis: That snorting thing of [Bullock's] has to be the lamest thing I've heard since the time Dad tried to sing "Subterranean Homesick Blues" on the Karaoke machine at Mr. Schiffer's house.

Mom: That was the night he clothes-lined me with the microphone cord. I'd only gotten up to help, but Ol' Dylan there got a little carried away with the protest song and dance.

Bro: I'm just glad you were wearing underwear that night, Mom, or else I might have been scarred forever. Again.

Dad: Look, I wasn't going to tell you this, but I've been studying those lyrics for the last two years, and I am telling you, I will get it right. I'll show that old coot Schiffer. I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU!

Baby: Sandra Bullock seems so nice, I just want to like her movies. William Shatner and Regis Philbin really know how to play their reputations for laughs, too. Otherwise, it's sort of like that toy you want, but it's not really worth it unless it's in the value pack with the other toys, you know?

Verdict: Rental quality, but will suffice as an ulterior motive for a night out with the girls.


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