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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...XXX: State of the Union!
If art really imitates life, then this new XXX might shed some light on the War on Terror. Maybe we can lift the ban on cloning long enough to make a whole army of Ice Cubes. "F Tha Police," indeed.
 Sis: Thanks to movies like this getting me used to constant deafening explosions, when our hot water furnace finally bites it, I probably won't even wake up. The house'll be a flaming wreck, and I'll be a happy smoking corpse inside of it.
 Mom: Come on, honey, it's been three weeks since you broke up with your boyfriend. Maybe we should sing another few verses of "Shiny Happy People" in the round to get your spirits back up.
 Bro: Can I sing the Sesame Street version? I still love that version! Furry Happy Monsters feeling glaaaaaaaad, Furry Sobbing Monsters feeling saaaaad, come on monsters, you don't have to cry, we can be happy!
 Dad: You know that commercial where the wife tells her husband she's taking him to a foreign movie, and then he's bummed, but then he finds out it's a Kung Fu festival, and he gets excited? Well, the exact opposite thing just happened to me.
 Baby: What separates a good action movie from a bad one? Character! Anyone can hire a stunt choreographer. But show me a good writer, director and actor all pulling in the same direction, and THEN you've got something. Thus, I endorse Super Grover for XXX3.
 Verdict: Rental. Save your money for May.
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