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A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Lords of Dogtown!
What you got as fact in Dogtown and Z-Boys, you now get as biopic in Lords of Dogtown. Why, you ask, do we need a second version? We suspect Ben Franklin is the culprit, as usual. That Ben, he's a wily one.
 Sis: Ohhh...I think I feel something here...I'm thinking nerdy-hot is out and slacker-hot...is waaaaaaaay in. Hello, Tasty McScruffster boys!
 Mom: I keep telling you, find a man with a future. Preferably one you don't have to invent by yourself. Learn from my experience, dear.
 Bro: These dudes kinda look like those pictures of Jesus at school. What if Jesus rode a board? What if he could do all those sick tricks? What couldn't Jesus do? Jesus could bring the pain!
 Dad: Damn hooligans. Stay off my lawn! I can see you! And DON'T TOUCH the lawn jockey!
 Baby: Save your money for a Dogtown and Z-Boys rental - those video guys are pretty savvy about getting the related titles on the shelves. Must be those computers they use. Man, I'm gonna rule the world when I get my hands on one of those.
 Verdict: Skate fans: Big screen. Rest of you: unless you're one of those odd folks who need a Heath Ledger fix, you can pass on it.
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