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 Starbucks "Personal Coffee System" – for the True AficionadoSep 1 2005 by Tara Zucker
All you have to do is decide where to locate your Starbucks Personal Coffee System. Then make one simple phone call. A Starbucks architect will come to your home and prepare detailed blueprints of your site. A permit will then be filed with your local planning and building commission, and a Starbucks engineer will meet with you to discuss any special zoning requirements. A licensed and bonded Starbucks contractor will arrive with a six man crew to begin demolition, and in just six to eight weeks, barring any unforeseen delays or construction problems, you'll be ready for rough plumbing. Now the only thing standing between you and a fresh cup of coffee is electrical, insulation, dry wall, HVAC, and finish carpentry work. As soon as the Starbucks painters roll up their drop cloths your Starbucks Personal Coffee System will be ready for all mandatory city inspections. The final step is your barista. Whether you prefer an overly cheerful grad student working on her thesis, or a heavily tattooed musician with attitude, your Starbucks barista is a guaranteed expert in preparing all the Starbucks coffee drinks you love. Simply file the appropriate papers and tax documentation with your local Employment and Labor Board, and you're ready to enjoy a piping hot cup of coffee – in your very own home. It's that easy! With your Starbucks Personal Coffee System, you'll be able to enjoy lattes, cappuccinos, Americanos - even a variety of chilled coffee beverages. And don't be surprised if the neighbors start dropping by. Everyone loves a good cup of coffee, and you'll have the best on the block. Simply put, there is no better way to enjoy a fresh cup of coffee in your own home. It's easy. It's delicious. And it's oh, so convenient. It's Starbucks Personal Coffee System. Get yours today! Like what you're reading here? Check out the new Homeland Homes and Gardens Blog, and join the patriotic fight against the terror of home décor! Related Articles Starbucks "Personal Coffee System" – for the True Aficionado Sep 1 2005
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