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 Rave Reviews For Broadway's "Don't Fiddle With The Roof"Sep 15 2005 by Tara Zucker
The show-stopping "Addition!" closes the second act and features the entire cast on stage singing about a typical day working on the house. ADDITION! ENTIRE CAST Addition, Addition! Addition! Addition, Addition! Addition! CONTRACTOR Who, day and night, must scramble between job sites, Read a bunch of blueprints, bang a nail or two? And who has the right as master of the crew To tell everyone what to do? The Contractor, the Contractor! Addition. The Contractor, the Contractor! Addition. CREW Who must know the way to use a mitre saw, A table saw, a compound saw? Who must raise the sheetrock and then sand the walls, So the contractor can make phone calls? The Crew, the Crew! Addition! The Crew, the Crew! Addition! PAINTER At three I started prepping. At ten, I put on primer. I hear they've picked a color. I hope they don't change their mind again. The painter, the painter! Addition! The painter, the painter! Addition! HOMEOWNERS And who does the Contractor tell, "There's lots we have to mend." Causing me to think this job will never end? The homeowner, the homeowner! Addition! The homeowner, the homeowner! Addition! Like what you're reading here? Check out the new Homeland Homes and Gardens Blog, and join the patriotic fight against the terror of home décor! Related Articles Starbucks "Personal Coffee System" – for the True Aficionado Sep 1 2005
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