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American Midol: Vote Here & Now for Your One & Only Pop Oscar Winner!
Mar 5 2006 by Lani Voivod
So I thought it only fair to pay homage to the babes and bubbas of the tabloid circuit by giving YOU a chance to vote for your singular favorite. It was hard to shave down the list of nominees for you, but I did it anyway. Wanna know who was left on the cutting room floor? Here are a few of the castaways:
Okay, now you've seen the cuts. You understand what's at stake here. Rock the vote this-a-way...
See that box up there to the right, the one that says "Vote Now!"? Just check off the entity whose mere mention or image seizes your attention in spite of yourself. You know, the one who gets you sopping up pulp headlines while buying your weekly radicchio and organic nuts medley, or has you straining to catch glimpses of paltry news fillers at the airport bar.
And if you're feeling overly ambitious, send a 25-word-or-less testimonial for your pick to email@example.com. If your pitch is exceptionally strong 'n glorious, I'll post it (regardless of the poll results!) in an upcoming column.
All hail the Pop Oscars!
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