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American Midol: Bauer vs. Rumsfeld – The Torture Olympics Showdown
Aug 1 2006 by Lani VoivodI was doing some light reading this morning on the subject of America's involvement in violating International human rights laws, detainee torture, and the growing list of confirmed criminal homicides under U.S. Army watch, and I couldn't help but wonder…
In the Torture Olympics, who'd go home with the Gold:
Now, the only way to fairly judge these competitive mavericks is to look at their track records side by side.
Or does Rumsfeld get the gold, simply because, well, HE'S A REAL PERSON MAKING REALLY BAD CHOICES?
It's a toughie. If YOU'VE got an opinion, please chime in here! Then head over to The Rumsfeld Diaries for another take on the old coot.
And don't let Rummy's post at the helm of the most powerful military force in the universe scare you. After all, when you're sounding off on torture, it's all in good fun, right? ;)
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