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American Midol: Four Crucial Survival Secrets for the Reality-Slapped Wife
Oct 9 2006 by Lani VoivodStaying married used to be as easy as turning jug wine into vinegar.
Are the realities of "wedded bliss" seducing you into reconsidering your sexual orientation? Then say "Alleluhiah!" and rejoice, my married sister! The following well-kept gems will help you endure the next 60 years without upgrading grooms...AND without losing him to someone younger, prettier, or more sympathetic than you!
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