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American Midol: Four Crucial Survival Secrets for the Reality-Slapped Wife
Oct 9 2006American Midol: Confessions of a Mama Eunuch
Aug 28 2006American Midol: Shocking Revelations From a Reluctantly Brand-Conscious Consumer
Aug 14 2006American Midol: Bauer vs. Rumsfeld – The Torture Olympics Showdown
Aug 1 2006American Midol: Why Our Freaky Oral Fetishes Equal Big Business
March 31 2006American Midol: Vote Here & Now for Your One & Only Pop Oscar Winner!
Mar 5 2006American Midol: 7 Reasons "24" Fans Willingly Suspend Their Disbelief
Feb 21 2006American Midol: Breaking Up Is Hard to Coup (But She Did It Anyway!)
Jan 21 2006American Midol: Lies, Dang Lies, and James Frey
Jan 20 2006American Midol: Vis-à-vis the Show That (Sort of) Inspired This Column
Jan 18 2006American Midol: The Fine-Line Distinction Between Howard Stern and Oprah Winfrey
Jan 6 2006American Midol: Of the Top Three New Year's Resolutions, Which One(s) Will You Shun?
Dec 30 2005American Midol: Ho-Ho-Hey! What About Joseph?
Dec 19 2005American Midol: Wanker, Heal Thyself!
Nov 7 2005American Midol: Save Us, Napoleon!
Sep 30 2005American Midol: The "I wanna wah-whah-wheahhh" Rant
Sep 23 2005American Midol: Eleven Things You Don't Know About Women (a Blatant "Esquire" Rip-off)
Aug 25 2005American Midol: Therapeutic Basket Weaving for All the Twitching Ms. Thirtysomethings
Jul 25 2005American Midol: A Big Ol' Lancer Shout Out to Shane Nickerson
Jul 11 2005American Midol: The Sweet Suck of My Success
Jul 4 2005American Midol: Down with R.I.P.? Rippers Holla, "No, Not Me!"
Jun 27 2005American Midol: MTV – The New Face of Self-Improvement
Jun 13 2005American Midol: I Married a Star Wars Junkie, or, Darn That "Inescapable Destiny" Thing
May 16 2005American Midol: An Open Apology to "FOJG" – Friends of Josh Groban
May 9 2005American Midol: Hollywood Dawgs Playing Poker
Apr 25 2005American Midol: The 2005 Webby Awards and Their "Humor" Nominees
Apr 13 2005American Midol: And the Oscar Goes to...Beyonce!
Feb 28 2005American Midol: Real
Mar 7 2005American Midol: Paris Hilton. Why?
Feb 21 2005American Midol: Jacko, Porno, Court-o, Uh-Oh! (A Michael Jackson Primer, Part 3 = An Elite Selection of Juicy, Lewd, and Sordid Details)
Feb 14 2005American Midol: Jacko, Porno, Court-o, Uh-Oh! (A Michael Jackson Primer, Part 2 = The Quick-Spit Facts)
Feb 7 2005American Midol: Jacko, Porno, Court-o, Uh-Oh! (A Michael Jackson Primer, Part 1 = Before the Neverland Sting)
Feb 1 2005American Midol: The Top 3 Trends of 2005
Jan 24 2005American Midol: Brad, Jen, and a Corny-Yet-Heartfelt Declaration from a (Slightly) Parallel Universe
Jan 17 2005American Midol: 2004 – Betrayed by Its Hottest Keywords
Jan 10 2005American Midol: 2004 Goes SPLAT
Dec 31 2004American Midol: The Mad-Scientist Genius That IS VH1
Dec 7 2004American Midol: Desperate Housewives of the World, Unite!
Nov 17 2004American Midol: The Red Sox, Game Five, and a Lapsed Catholic's Extra-Inning Nod to God
Oct 19 2004American Midol: The Shallowest Reason in the World to Vote for John Kerry
Oct 1 2004American Midol: Laura Bush - the Wacko Behind the "W"
Sep 8 2004American Midol: Last Columnist Drooling – A Heartfelt Love Letter to Gary Gulman
Aug 14 2004American Midol: Cameron Diaz and the Fall of the Good Girl
Jul 24 2004American Midol: If Opinions Are Like A**Holes, Why Do We Worship the Flotsam and Jetsam of Michael Moore's Puckered Orifice?
Jul 3 2004American Midol: Tina Fey and Her Magnificent Melons
Jun 17 2004American Midol: Fantasia Barrino – OOOH, Lawdy! That Girl's Got Herself Some Pipes!
May 19 2004American Midol: On This Day in History – The Day the Friends Ship Sunk
May 6 2004American Midol: Fox's The Swan and the Icky-Dicky Truth About Plastic Surgery
May 3 2004American Midol: Buh-Bye, Omarosa! (You Lying, Detestable, Rotten-Spirited, Undermining Ignoramus!)
Apr 16 2004American Midol: In Defense of Howard Stern
Apr 7 2004American Midol: Ashton, Colin, and Orlando
Mar 24 2004American Midol: On Gay Marriage
Mar 10 2004American Midol: The Passion of the Christ, 30 Lives Later
Feb 25 2004
American Midol: Mother Google Makes a Bust
Feb 11 2004
American Midol: On Twins, Poofs, and Pirates
Jan 28 2004
American Midol: Why Does This Column Exist?
Jan 14 2004