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  Election 2004

Can Bush hold on to the presidency?

Kerry's Adult Film Did Not Violate Law Bush's "Watch My Comments" Resolution Turns Staff Upside Down on Eve Of Inaugural DeadBrain Time Machine: President Schwarzenegger Says, "I Am a Girlie Man!" Top Cops Endorse Bush Anti-Abortion Stance Clinton-Clinton Ticket for Democrats in '08? Worried and Depressed Over the Election? Here's a Celluloid Solution Freedom Ferret Comes Out of His GOP Re-Election Coma to Comment on the Party Animal President Sunday Religion Update: Bush Win Prompts Tears in Heaven A Menace to Democracy: Idiot Voters More on the "Bawing" Voter Protest Wiping - Err, Sweeping the Nation "Bawing" Voter Protest Wiping - Err, Sweeping the Nation Kerry Loss Being Blamed on Campaign Strategist Jon Lovitz DeadBrain Coverage of the Daily Show Coverage of Election Day 2004 – "Prelude to a Recount!" - Via Anagram, Limerick, Haiku, and Palindrome Ralph Nader Ends Campaign by Attacking Netzero's "Candidate Zero" for Lying About Free Internet Access Election Malaise Hangs Over American Chapter of Satirists Guild Thousands of Canadian Seniors Protest Kerry's Drug Import Plan After High Explosives HMX and RDX Go Missing In Iraq, Bush Targets BMX Bikers Ten Reasons You Absolutely SHOULD NOT Vote in Tomorrow's Presidential Election Thrown Off the Bus with Bush Unusual Names Showing Up on Florida Absentee Ballots On the Edge of Sanity, On the Bus with Bush God Retracts Election Prophecy, Now Foresees Even Odds Prices of Heinz Ketchup and Other Condiments Falling in Battleground States Ronald Reagan Reanimated for Election Push Kerry Preemptively Declares Victory in Election 2004 Cheneys Urge Lesbian Daughter to Attempt Suicide for Greater Good President Unveils Double-Headed Porn Czar Stuck on the Bus with Bush Bush Promises "Maternity Camps" for Amoral Women Bush Makes Final Debate "All-Out Gag Fest" The Bush Camp Enlists Chicken Little to Help Get Out the Vote Kerry Uncaps Votes of Drinkers, Addicts Staying on the Bus with Bush A Wooden Presidential Debate Opposing View: An Electrifying Vice-Presidential Debate Erratic Dick Cheney Shocks Vice Presidential Debate Viewers North Korea Offers Nuke Talks, Cheerleaders DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for the First Presidential Debate Bush: I'll Adopt Kerry's Iraq Plan, No Need to Vote for Him Now NBC Contemplates Airing Condoleezza Rice Diary Get on the Bus with Bush CBS Retracts Abu Ghraib Torture Story, Apologizes to Bush John Kerry Almost Caught Flip-Flopping Again Planet of the Apes Star Reveals Secret Past with Bush Questions Raised About Authenticity of Bush Diplomas, Birth Certificate Bush Ordered to Active Duty for Failure to Complete Military Obligation Ralph Nader Becomes "Ralphie Nizzle the Corvair Slayer" to Attract Black Vote American Midol: Laura Bush - the Wacko Behind the "W" Bush on Bush Condoleezza Rice Seeks to Improve Image, Badunkadonk Liberal Media Manipulated GOP Demographics During Bush Convention Speech, Analysis Proves Freedom Ferret Haiku Strips: Republican Convention, Day 4 of 4 "Stoned Guy" Reports on Thursday's Republican Convention Events "Stoned Guy" Reports on Wednesday's Republican Convention Events Freedom Ferret Haiku Strips: Republican Convention, Day 3 of 4 Loathing Laura: America Turns on Its First Lady - Part 3 "Stoned Guy" Reports on Tuesday's Republican Convention Events Loathing Laura: America Turns on Its First Lady - Part 2 Freedom Ferret Haiku Strips: Republican Convention, Day 2 of 4 "Stoned Guy" Reports on Monday's Republican Convention Events Freedom Ferret Haiku Strips: Republican Convention, Day 1 of 4 Loathing Laura: America Turns on Its First Lady - Part 1 Bush-Cheney '04 Holds McCain's Family at "Undisclosed Location" Bloomberg Retracts Offer of Hotel Rooms, Jalapeno Poppers for Protestors Fresh From Swift Boat Victory, Karl Rove Sits Down with DeadBrain GOP Convention Brings Jobs to New York Prostitutes and Drug Dealers Kerry's Attack Sinks Swift Boat Critics The "Not Very Swift" TV Commercial Unprecedented Survey Result: 100% Would Vote for Bush Lagging in Campaign Fundraising, Bush Offers Line of New Hygiene Products Charley Attacks Florida; Kerry Has Unexpected 'Nam Flashback America's Unemployed Linked to Al-Qaeda Survey: Seniors Jonesing for Canadian Fix Colin Powell, Ahmed Chalabi Skipping RNC Bash Democrats: GOP Silenced Rick James to Prevent Kerry Endorsement Bush May Become Cable Fishing Show Co-Host Republicans Announce Plans for Family Fun at RNC Bush Targets Lunatic Vote Teresa Heinz Kerry Tells "Dick" Cheney: "Sit on My Face!" Sunday Mystery: Three Davenport, Iowa Robberies Solved! Illinois Republicans Resurrect Abraham Lincoln for Senate Run Daily Coverage of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show's Democratic Convention Coverage: Friday, July 30th, 2004 Convention Causes MSNBC's Chris Matthew to Swallow His Own Head Democratic Convention Coverage: Satire Guild President's Thursday Analysis Daily Coverage of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show's Democratic Convention Coverage: Thursday, July 29th, 2004 Daily Coverage of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show's Democratic Convention Coverage: Wednesday, July 28th, 2004 Daily Coverage of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show's Democratic Convention Coverage: Tuesday, July 27th, 2004 DeadBrain Uncovers the Truth About Ron Reagan, Jr. Ann Coulter Warns of "Biased Banshees of Summer" Insurgents Aim to Iraq the Vote in November "None of the Above" Added to Presidential Ballot Bush Dumps Dick; Tags Mary, Jenna for Dual Veep Action GOP Leaders Scramble to Replace Ditka Cheney Reveals He's Edwards' Father On Oprah F-Bomb Triggers Halliburton Stock Dumping on Bush Loss Fears Bush Seeks Church Membership Records, Recipes Old Dog Karl Rove Getting Up to New Trick - Hypnotism Nader Rejects Cookie Monster's Plea Rumsfeld Courts X Games Star; Ryan Loses Borg Support Rumsfeld Enrolls Edwards, Gephardt, Dean in Summer Ghost Camp And Now, a Public Service Announcement from George Bush's Left Ear Cartilage And Now, a Public Service Announcement from John Kerry's Hair Kerry Interrogated, Admits He's French Rove Plays NRA, Heston for Suckers with Fake Kerry Plan Kerry Explains: "I'm Not Inconsistent, Just Nuanced" Escaped Robot Wreaks Havoc on Bush Campaign Trail Nancy to Laura: "Get a Ouija Board, Tarot Cards and a Good Astrologer" Liberal Special Interest Group Defines List of Appropriate GOP Commercial Topics Bush, Kerry Threaten Each Other with Secret Society Initiation Videotapes Kerry Campaign Begs Rosie O'Donnell to Withhold Endorsement Exclusive: Schwarzenegger Supports Alien Presidential Campaigns
Exclusive: Dean to Drop Out, Accept Contract as "Slim Jim" Spokesman
Uncovered: A Letter Home from Bush's School Principal
Bush Issues Preemptive Presidential Pardon for His Lifetime of Crimes
"Stoned Guy" Reports: State of the Union Address Funnier Than Expected
DeadBrain's Top Ten Possible Satire Headlines Regarding the State of the Union Address
Mission Control's Initial Report on the Search for Intelligent Life at the White House - "Nope!"
States Display Petty Jealousy Over Iowa, New Hampshire Voting
Howard Dean Emerges Two Inches Shorter After Debate
"Sissy Religious Left" Forms Clergy Leadership Network
Dean Guarantees Loss of South by Promising "Pro-Gay, Vermont-Style" Reforms
Democrats Deny the War Ever Happened; Threaten to Remove Saddam from Power - Part 2
Democrats Deny the War Ever Happened; Threaten to Remove Saddam from Power
Olsen Twins to Pay for Iraq Reconstruction, National Debt
John Edwards Connects with Presidents Who Have "Crossed Over" to Revive Candidacy
Democrats Massacre Multiple Languages in Debate for Ethnic Voters
Bush's Vocal Coach Resigns Over Endless "Nuclear" Mispronunciations




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