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Can Bush hold on to the presidency?
Kerry's Adult Film Did Not Violate Law
Aug 4 2005
Bush's "Watch My Comments" Resolution Turns Staff Upside Down on Eve Of Inaugural
Jan 19 2005
DeadBrain Time Machine: President Schwarzenegger Says, "I Am a Girlie Man!"
Nov 26 2004
Top Cops Endorse Bush Anti-Abortion Stance
Nov 24 2004
Clinton-Clinton Ticket for Democrats in '08?
Nov 22 2004
Worried and Depressed Over the Election? Here's a Celluloid Solution
Nov 14 2004
Freedom Ferret Comes Out of His GOP Re-Election Coma to Comment on the Party Animal President
Nov 9 2004
Sunday Religion Update: Bush Win Prompts Tears in Heaven
Nov 7 2004
A Menace to Democracy: Idiot Voters
Nov 6 2004
More on the "Bawing" Voter Protest Wiping - Err, Sweeping the Nation
Nov 5 2004
"Bawing" Voter Protest Wiping - Err, Sweeping the Nation
Nov 4 2004
Kerry Loss Being Blamed on Campaign Strategist Jon Lovitz
Nov 4 2004
DeadBrain Coverage of the Daily Show Coverage of Election Day 2004 – "Prelude to a Recount!" - Via Anagram, Limerick, Haiku, and Palindrome
Nov 3 2004
Ralph Nader Ends Campaign by Attacking Netzero's "Candidate Zero" for Lying About Free Internet Access
Nov 2 2004
Election Malaise Hangs Over American Chapter of Satirists Guild
Nov 2 2004
Thousands of Canadian Seniors Protest Kerry's Drug Import Plan
Nov 2 2004
After High Explosives HMX and RDX Go Missing In Iraq, Bush Targets BMX Bikers
Nov 2 2004
Ten Reasons You Absolutely SHOULD NOT Vote in Tomorrow's Presidential Election
Nov 1 2004
Thrown Off the Bus with Bush
Nov 1 2004
Unusual Names Showing Up on Florida Absentee Ballots
Nov 1 2004
On the Edge of Sanity, On the Bus with Bush
Oct 30 2004
God Retracts Election Prophecy, Now Foresees Even Odds
Oct 29 2004
Prices of Heinz Ketchup and Other Condiments Falling in Battleground States
Oct 27 2004
Ronald Reagan Reanimated for Election Push
Oct 25 2004
Kerry Preemptively Declares Victory in Election 2004
Oct 23 2004
Cheneys Urge Lesbian Daughter to Attempt Suicide for Greater Good
Oct 21 2004
President Unveils Double-Headed Porn Czar
Oct 18 2004
Stuck on the Bus with Bush
Oct 17 2004
Bush Promises "Maternity Camps" for Amoral Women
Oct 15 2004
Bush Makes Final Debate "All-Out Gag Fest"
Oct 14 2004
The Bush Camp Enlists Chicken Little to Help Get Out the Vote
Oct 13 2004
Kerry Uncaps Votes of Drinkers, Addicts
Oct 11 2004
Staying on the Bus with Bush
Oct 10 2004
A Wooden Presidential Debate
Oct 9 2004
Opposing View: An Electrifying Vice-Presidential Debate
Oct 6 2004
Erratic Dick Cheney Shocks Vice Presidential Debate Viewers
Oct 6 2004
North Korea Offers Nuke Talks, Cheerleaders
Oct 4 2004
DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for the First Presidential Debate
Oct 1 2004
Bush: I'll Adopt Kerry's Iraq Plan, No Need to Vote for Him Now
Sep 30 2004
NBC Contemplates Airing Condoleezza Rice Diary
Sep 27 2004
Get on the Bus with Bush
Sep 25 2004
CBS Retracts Abu Ghraib Torture Story, Apologizes to Bush
Sep 21 2004
John Kerry Almost Caught Flip-Flopping Again
Sep 16 2004
Planet of the Apes Star Reveals Secret Past with Bush
Sep 13 2004
Questions Raised About Authenticity of Bush Diplomas, Birth Certificate
Sep 11 2004
Bush Ordered to Active Duty for Failure to Complete Military Obligation
Sep 11 2004
Ralph Nader Becomes "Ralphie Nizzle the Corvair Slayer" to Attract Black Vote
Sep 9 2004
American Midol: Laura Bush - the Wacko Behind the "W"
Sep 8 2004
Bush on Bush
Sep 5 2004
Condoleezza Rice Seeks to Improve Image, Badunkadonk
Sep 5 2004
Liberal Media Manipulated GOP Demographics During Bush Convention Speech, Analysis Proves
Sep 4 2004
Freedom Ferret Haiku Strips: Republican Convention, Day 4 of 4
Sep 3 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports on Thursday's Republican Convention Events
Sep 3 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports on Wednesday's Republican Convention Events
Sep 2 2004
Freedom Ferret Haiku Strips: Republican Convention, Day 3 of 4
Sep 2 2004
Loathing Laura: America Turns on Its First Lady - Part 3
Sep 2 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports on Tuesday's Republican Convention Events
Sep 1 2004
Loathing Laura: America Turns on Its First Lady - Part 2
Sep 1 2004
Freedom Ferret Haiku Strips: Republican Convention, Day 2 of 4
Sep 1 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports on Monday's Republican Convention Events
Aug 31 2004
Freedom Ferret Haiku Strips: Republican Convention, Day 1 of 4
Aug 31 2004
Loathing Laura: America Turns on Its First Lady - Part 1
Aug 31 2004
Bush-Cheney '04 Holds McCain's Family at "Undisclosed Location"
Aug 30 2004
Bloomberg Retracts Offer of Hotel Rooms, Jalapeno Poppers for Protestors
Aug 30 2004
Fresh From Swift Boat Victory, Karl Rove Sits Down with DeadBrain
Aug 30 2004
GOP Convention Brings Jobs to New York Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
Aug 30 2004
Kerry's Attack Sinks Swift Boat Critics
Aug 29 2004
The "Not Very Swift" TV Commercial
Aug 29 2004
Unprecedented Survey Result: 100% Would Vote for Bush
Aug 23 2004
Lagging in Campaign Fundraising, Bush Offers Line of New Hygiene Products
Aug 18 2004
Charley Attacks Florida; Kerry Has Unexpected 'Nam Flashback
Aug 17 2004
America's Unemployed Linked to Al-Qaeda
Aug 16 2004
Survey: Seniors Jonesing for Canadian Fix
Aug 16 2004
Colin Powell, Ahmed Chalabi Skipping RNC Bash
Aug 12 2004
Democrats: GOP Silenced Rick James to Prevent Kerry Endorsement
Aug 11 2004
Bush May Become Cable Fishing Show Co-Host
Aug 11 2004
Republicans Announce Plans for Family Fun at RNC
Aug 10 2004
Bush Targets Lunatic Vote
Aug 10 2004
Teresa Heinz Kerry Tells "Dick" Cheney: "Sit on My Face!"
Aug 9 2004
Sunday Mystery: Three Davenport, Iowa Robberies Solved!
Aug 8 2004
Illinois Republicans Resurrect Abraham Lincoln for Senate Run
Aug 2 2004
Daily Coverage of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show's Democratic Convention Coverage: Friday, July 30th, 2004
Jul 31 2004
Convention Causes MSNBC's Chris Matthew to Swallow His Own Head
Jul 31 2004
Democratic Convention Coverage: Satire Guild President's Thursday Analysis
Jul 30 2004
Daily Coverage of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show's Democratic Convention Coverage: Thursday, July 29th, 2004
Jul 30 2004
Daily Coverage of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show's Democratic Convention Coverage: Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
Jul 29 2004
Daily Coverage of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show's Democratic Convention Coverage: Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
Jul 28 2004
DeadBrain Uncovers the Truth About Ron Reagan, Jr.
Jul 27 2004
Ann Coulter Warns of "Biased Banshees of Summer"
Jul 26 2004
Insurgents Aim to Iraq the Vote in November
Jul 25 2004
"None of the Above" Added to Presidential Ballot
Jul 20 2004
Bush Dumps Dick; Tags Mary, Jenna for Dual Veep Action
Jul 19 2004
GOP Leaders Scramble to Replace Ditka
Jul 19 2004
Cheney Reveals He's Edwards' Father On Oprah
Jul 12 2004
F-Bomb Triggers Halliburton Stock Dumping on Bush Loss Fears
Jul 11 2004
Bush Seeks Church Membership Records, Recipes
Jul 5 2004
Old Dog Karl Rove Getting Up to New Trick - Hypnotism
Jul 4 2004
Nader Rejects Cookie Monster's Plea
Jun 26 2004
Rumsfeld Courts X Games Star; Ryan Loses Borg Support
Jun 24 2004
Rumsfeld Enrolls Edwards, Gephardt, Dean in Summer Ghost Camp
Jun 21 2004
And Now, a Public Service Announcement from George Bush's Left Ear Cartilage
Jun 17 2004
And Now, a Public Service Announcement from John Kerry's Hair
Jun 7 2004
Kerry Interrogated, Admits He's French
May 27 2004
Rove Plays NRA, Heston for Suckers with Fake Kerry Plan
May 25 2004
Kerry Explains: "I'm Not Inconsistent, Just Nuanced"
Apr 26 2004
Escaped Robot Wreaks Havoc on Bush Campaign Trail
Apr 8 2004
Nancy to Laura: "Get a Ouija Board, Tarot Cards and a Good Astrologer"
Apr 5 2004
Liberal Special Interest Group Defines List of Appropriate GOP Commercial Topics
Mar 16 2004
Bush, Kerry Threaten Each Other with Secret Society Initiation Videotapes
Mar 11 2004
Kerry Campaign Begs Rosie O'Donnell to Withhold Endorsement
Mar 8 2004
Exclusive: Schwarzenegger Supports Alien Presidential Campaigns
Feb 27 2004
Exclusive: Dean to Drop Out, Accept Contract as "Slim Jim" Spokesman
Feb 18 2004
Uncovered: A Letter Home from Bush's School Principal
Feb 15 2004
Bush Issues Preemptive Presidential Pardon for His Lifetime of Crimes
Feb 9 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports: State of the Union Address Funnier Than Expected
Jan 21 2004
DeadBrain's Top Ten Possible Satire Headlines Regarding the State of the Union Address
Jan 21 2004
Mission Control's Initial Report on the Search for Intelligent Life at the White House - "Nope!"
Jan 20 2004
States Display Petty Jealousy Over Iowa, New Hampshire Voting
Jan 17 2004
Howard Dean Emerges Two Inches Shorter After Debate
Jan 6 2004
"Sissy Religious Left" Forms Clergy Leadership Network
Nov 25 2003
Dean Guarantees Loss of South by Promising "Pro-Gay, Vermont-Style" Reforms
Nov 22 2003
Democrats Deny the War Ever Happened; Threaten to Remove Saddam from Power - Part 2
Nov 15 2003
Democrats Deny the War Ever Happened; Threaten to Remove Saddam from Power
Nov 14 2003
Olsen Twins to Pay for Iraq Reconstruction, National Debt
Oct 3 2003
John Edwards Connects with Presidents Who Have "Crossed Over" to Revive Candidacy
Sep 29 2003
Democrats Massacre Multiple Languages in Debate for Ethnic Voters
Sep 8 2003
Bush's Vocal Coach Resigns Over Endless "Nuclear" Mispronunciations
Aug 15 2003
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