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DeadBrain charts military conflict from Afghanistan to Iraq to the home front.
Re-animated Corpses of Merriams, Webster to Convene For Debate
Jan 15 2007
An Ode to the Fog Of Rummy: McNamara Lite
Dec 15 2006
In National Security Move, GOP Pushes Ban on Horse Slaughter
Oct 6 2006
From the Editor: The Top Five Reasons Rumsfeld MUST Resign
Sep 13 2006
Santorum Claims Iraq WMDs Found Up His Bum
Aug 25 2006
Goat Claims He Was With 20th Hijacker the Night Before 9/11
Aug 23 2006
Ann Coulter Rides Off Into the Sunset on Herself
Jun 16 2006
Condoleezza Rice Performs Surprise Piano Concert at Guantanamo
May 26 2006
Attack on Iran "Preposterous" - Iranians Urged to Ignore the American Tanks in Their Cities
May 16 2006
Protesters Complain High Fuel Costs Make it Too Expensive to Drive to "War for Oil" Protests
May 15 2006
Cindy Sheehan's Advice Column, Volume III
Apr 30 2006
"The Moussaoui Trial," or "A Mid-East Side Story"
Apr 26 2006
Another Installment of Cindy Sheehan's Advice Column
Apr 19 2006
US Deploys Suicide Bombers
Apr 18 2006
Peace Mom Cindy Sheehan Launches Advice Column
Apr 14 2006
Anti-War Hostages Air-Dropped Back into Iraq
April 4 2006
Poll Shocker: 72% of Troops in Iraq Want Just One More Year of Being Shot At
Mar 17 2006
Attempting to Calm Islamic Anger, New York Times Reprints Dung-Covered Madonna Picture
Feb 17 2006
News Analysis: Budget Cuts Caused the Outsourcing of Detainee Torture
Feb 1 2006
In Ongoing Hunt for Bin Laden, CIA Strike Destroys Canadian Town
Jan 31 2006
Bush Secretly Authorized Middle-Eastern Internment Camps
Jan 26 2006
Polls Show Americans Welcome Domestic Spying, Torture
Jan 17 2006
GQ Magazine Under Surveillance After Bin Laden Niece Interview
Jan 3 2005
Terrorists Enroll in Sewing Class After TSA "Banned Item" Policy Change
Dec 23 2005
In Election Surprise, Iraqis Choose Jennifer Aniston
Dec 21 2005
Condi Visits Secret CIA Camps in Europe, Tells Brits to "Back Off"
Dec 5 2005
Latest Plamegate Bombshell: Woodward Under the Bed at St. Regis Hotel
Nov 17 2005
Judy Miller "Can't Recall" Torrid Tryst at St. Regis
Oct 25 2005
St. Regis Bellhop Gets Subpoena in Plamegate Affair
Oct 13 2005
Catholic Church Going Commando
Sep 30 2005
George W. Bush - An Army of One
Sep 26 2005
Bush Places Blame for War Dead on Parents
Aug 30 2005
Pentagon to Honor Terror Victims With a Parade and Pool Party
Aug 28 2005
Bush Meets With Cindy Sheehan, Offers Coke and Sympathy
Aug 18 2005
"Mama's Boy" George Bush Gets the Business From Barb on Their Oprah Appearance
Aug 11 2005
Pundit Robert Novak Joins "Dick" Cheney at Cussers Anonymous
Aug 5 2005
Judith Miller Pardoned; Receives Highest Presidential Honor
Aug 4 2005
America: British Need More Hysteria, Less Calm During Terror Attacks
Aug 2 2005
Rumsfeld Renames "War On Terror," Calls for "Kinder, Gentler Struggle"
Aug 1 2005
"SpongeBob" SquarePants Announces Endorsement of Fruits, Veggies, SLIRB Weapons System
Jul 19 2005
At Gitmo, Jennifer Lopez to Head Lap-Dancer Squad
Jul 17 2005
Rove Serves Up Yellow Cake to White House Press Corps
Jul 13 2005
High School Bans Peace Corps Recruiters
Jun 29 2005
Last American MIAs from Vietnam War Discovered in the White House
Jun 28 2005
Downing Street Memo a Fake, Says Eminent Grammarian
Jun 27 2005
Saddam Loves Doritos, But Frito-Lay Doesn't Love Him
Jun 23 2005
Hussein is California Dreamin'
Jun 18 2005
Bill Maher Better Watch Out for Bachus, Sources Say
Jun 7 2005
Cheney Lashes Out at Almost Everybody
Jun 3 2005
Rumsfeld Gives Order to Shoot Down Amish Aircraft
May 31 2005
Saddam Profits From Wearing Nothing but His Calvins
May 30 2005
Rummy to Close Pentagon
May 28 2005
At Newsweek, Ritual Suicides and Flagellation
May 20 2005
North Koreans, Jamaicans Up in Smoke Together
May 16 2005
Donald Rumsfeld and Spider-Man Want to Save the World?
May 6 2005
US Almost Captures Bin Laden; iPod Yielding Intelligence
Apr 28 2005
Bono "Pissed" At Losing World Bank Slot to Paul Wolfowitz
Mar 29 2005
White House to Host "Mission Accomplished II" Gala March 19th
Mar 14 2005
Bush's Crony, Berlusconi, Dismisses Rift as "Baloney"
Mar 12 2005
Extending a Middle Finger, Not a Hand
Mar 8 2005
Congressman's Syria Joke Bombs...Sort Of
Mar 5 2005
Cheney's Daughter Gets Plum Job
Feb 25 2005
North Korea Opens Arms Talks With Tommy Hilfiger
Feb 19 2005
North Korea Bombs Fukuoka, Tokyo Disneyland
Feb 16 2005
Captured Cody Doll Solves Bush's Troop Rotation Problem, Opens Door to Iran Invasion
Feb 6 2005
Doll Community Rallies To Support Captured G.I.
Feb 5 2005
Barbie's Tearful Plea to State Department: "Bring Cody Home"
Feb 4 2005
Anti-Bush Bumper Sticker Leads to Threat of Iraq Duty or RNC Bathroom Duty
Feb 4 2005
Turmoil During Sunday's Iraqi Election!
Feb 2 2005
Sex Bomb's a Dud, but Others in Pipeline
Jan 21 2005
US Military Creating Its Own Car Bombs to Steal Iraqi Insurents' Thunder
Jan 5 2005
Rumsfeld Tries a New Tack - Stand-Up!
Dec 28 2004
U.S. Hopes to Thwart Cross-Dressing Suicide Bombers
Dec 27 2004
Rubber-Stamp Scandal Draws "Time-Out" For Rumsfeld
Dec 21 2004
Tennessee National Guard Troops Apologize to Rumsfeld; Will Dig Latrines as Penance
Dec 11 2004
Intelligence Revamp Glitch Leaves Nation "Temporarily Stupid"
Nov 29 2004
Opium Futures Up on Kabul Exchange; Rumsfeld Proclaims Victory in Afghan Drug War
Nov 25 2004
From Condi with Love: A Swarm of Locusts Attacks Israel
Nov 22 2004
Ridge Announces "Code Green" Status for Smallest Nebraska Town
Nov 9 2004
Jet Strafes School to Thwart Terrorists; "Definitely Not" George Bush on a Victory Joyride
Nov 5 2004
After High Explosives HMX and RDX Go Missing In Iraq, Bush Targets BMX Bikers
Nov 2 2004
An Al-Qaeda Holiday May Soon Be Available at a Cave Near You
Oct 16 2004
Local Donkey Wounded During US Marine Raid of Iraqi School
Oct 9 2004
Bush: I'll Adopt Kerry's Iraq Plan, No Need to Vote for Him Now
Sep 30 2004
First Cat Stevens, Now Gordon Lightfoot Denied Entry to US
Sep 29 2004
NASCAR Proposes Baghdad 500
Sep 27 2004
CBS Retracts Abu Ghraib Torture Story, Apologizes to Bush
Sep 21 2004
Condoleezza Rice Gets "Extreme Makeover"
Sep 15 2004
Bush Ordered to Active Duty for Failure to Complete Military Obligation
Sep 11 2004
Bush Retracts Bin Laden Steel Cage Match Offer
Aug 19 2004
America's Unemployed Linked to Al-Qaeda
Aug 16 2004
Homeland Security: "Gettysburg, Vicksburg, Pearl Harbor Are Potential Terrorist Targets"
Aug 8 2004
James Earl Jones Named CIA Chief
Aug 2 2004
Insurgents Aim to Iraq the Vote in November
Jul 25 2004
American Defense Translates to Ratings Magic for Saddam Trial
Jul 5 2004
FBI Adds Marlon Brando, Britney Spears, Fruity Pebbles to Watch List
Jul 3 2004
Iraqi Power Eventually Transferred to Indiana Dairy Farmer
Jun 30 2004
Rumsfeld Courts X Games Star; Ryan Loses Borg Support
Jun 24 2004
DeadBrain Time Machine Reveals Blame Placement in 9/11 Commission Report
Jun 14 2004
Laura Bush Succumbs to Kim Jong Il's Weapons of Lust
Jun 8 2004
Reagan's Death Timed to Draw Attention from Bush's Disastrous D-Day Speech
Jun 6 2004
Oil Prices to Drop After Khobar Attack
June 3 2004
New Iraqi Prime Minister Says to Bush: "Disarm or We'll Disarm You"
Jun 2 2004
Playboy, Hustler File Indecency Suit Over Abu Ghraib Pictures
June 1 2004
Lynndie England Stands Up For Male Enhancement
May 30 2004
Terminator IV: SkyNet Targets Wedding Parties
May 24 2004
Grim Reaper Honors Bush with Golden Scythe
May 23 2004
Reforms at Abu Ghraib to Include Waterboarding, Bible Study
May 18 2004
DeadBrain Source Claims Rumsfeld Being Brainwashed by Underling
May 17 2004
Exposed: 'Area 52' and Ancient Grecian Influence on US War Planning - Part 2
May 16 2004
Exposed: 'Area 52' and Ancient Grecian Influence on US War Planning - Part 1
May 15 2004
DeadBrain Uncovers a Juicy New Scandal in Iraq
May 12 2004
Prices Rice Steeply in Mideast Bounties Market
May 11 2004
Bush and Cheney Pose as Chico and Harpo Marx for 9/11 Commission Testimony
May 4 2004
Head of US Armed Forces Unveils New Salute
Apr 27 2004
Bush, Blair Compare Dental Records, Virile Members
Apr 19 2004
DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for President Bush's Press Conference
Apr 14 2004
All Quiet on Mideastern Front, So Bush Extends Vacation
Apr 13 2004
More Pentagon-Mandated Positive Spin from the War in Iraq
Apr 12 2004
A Special Easter Appeal from President George W. Bush
Apr 10 2004
Hamas: God Declares War on America, Israel, Sharon Stone
Mar 30 2004
Selective Service to Draft Korean, Arabic, Gay Linguists
Mar 17 2004
Selective Service to Draft Korean, Arabic, Gay Linguists
Mar 17 2004
Canadian Prime Minister Removed; Bush Looks Forward to "Bison-Riding"
Mar 9 2004
Bush Blows October Surprise Party with Bin Laden Announcement
Mar 4 2004
Halliburton to Iraqis: "Uncle Dick Wants YOU!"
Feb 17 2004
Bush Tells Grand Jury Literally "Everything" He Knows in Seven Minutes
Feb 16 2004
Halliburton's New Profit Scheme: Mugging Soldiers on the Street
Feb 5 2004
Bush's Intelligence, Memory Lapses Now Under Investigation
Feb 4 2004
Bush and Blair Discuss Short-Hair Removal as Punishment for Saddam
Feb 2 2004
Bush Makes It Crystal Clear Why We Attacked Iraq - Because There Was Tomfoolery Afoot!
Jan 25 2004
Airlines Turn Over Mile-High Club Passenger Data to Federal Government
Jan 19 2004
DeadBrain, at US Army's Request, Reports on Iraq's Shiny, Happy People
Jan 13 2004
Terrorist Almanac Reader Cell Busted
Jan 10 2004
Media in Iraq Ordered to Report from Army News Handouts Only or Be Shot
Jan 7 2004
Exclusive: Bush Foreign Policy Based on Lousy Star Wars Script
Jan 3 2004
Canuck Resistance to CIA Coup Stiffens; Rumsfeld Says No New Troops Needed
Jan 1 2004
With Saddam Gone, Iraqi Looting REALLY Takes Off!
Dec 30 2003
Bush Hails CIA Coup In Ottawa
Dec 27 2003
In Biggest Vocal Gaffe Yet, Bush Promises Troops "Home by Christmas"
Dec 23 2003
Bush Testicles "Not Steel," Claims Source
Dec 19 2003
Routine Iraqi Carjacking Results In Army's Overwhelming Use of Force, Death of Cat
Dec 17 2003
Britney Spears "Gigantically Relieved" at Hussein's Capture; Shares Passion
Dec 16 2003
Exclusive: Condi and Colin Speaking Secret Language
Dec 11 2003
Russia's Kyoto Rejection Causes Chain Reaction of Treaty Withdrawals to BC Era
Dec 10 2003
Dick's Big Break: Cheney Named Benevolent Dictator of Iraq
4 Dec 2003
Exclusive: Bush Also Crashed N. Korea, Afghanistan, McDonald's
Dec 2 2003
DeadBrain on the Ground with President Bush in Iraq
Dec 1 2003
"Sacrifices" for Iraq: Ritualistic Murders, Female Afro-American Suspect
Nov 29 2003
Bush Celebrates Muslim Holiday Feast, Hurls Rocks at Joe Lieberman
Nov 26 2003
Condoleezza Announces New Iraq Initiative: Operation Try Anything
Nov 21 2003
Wolfowitz Shaken, Not Stirred, by Rocket Attack
Nov 1 2003
Rummy Proposes Exorcism Intelligence Agency to Fight Islam
Oct 26 2003
More Loony Right Wing Commentators Arrested
Oct 18 2003
David Blaine Video Feed Roots Out Iraqi Guerrillas
Oct 14 2003
Bush Suspects Leaking Leaker May Not Be Found
Oct 12 2003
Former Lutheran Chinese Islamic Army Chaplain Arrested
25 Sep 2003
Hurricane Isabel Aftermath: Bush Blames al-Qaeda
Sep 24 2003
Spam is Winning the War on Terrorism
Sep 20 2003
Anonymous "Dick" Leaks New Draft of Bush's “Road Map to Peace”
Sep 18 2003
New al-Jazeera TV Show Premieres -- "Bush Unplugged"
Sep 12 2003
Secret Service Employs Sex Doll to Train for Presidential Choking Event
Sep 5 2003
U.S. Seeks Coalition, U.N. Aid in Deficit Crunch
Aug 31 2003
Power Outage Traced to Amish "Evangelistic Crusade"
19 Aug 2003
Colin Powell: "I'm a Warmongering SOB"
Aug 4 2003
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