If you're looking for a performance-enhancing advertising opportunity, then you've come to the right place.
And we're running a special discount on the "Elephant" package, which, on a side note, must be the real King of the Beasts. An elephant would stomp a lion into roadkill, wouldn't it? So take this opportunity to be the King of Advertising Beasts on DeadBrain, would you?
- We're a groundbreaking site in our field, offering potent technologies such as Smart Link technology (like you see on CNN.com, for example), which help to beef up the number of page views per visit.
- We're award-winning! We took home seven reader and two Members' Choice Satire Awards in January, and people come to see the winners! Click here to make a new window with our press release open wide for you.
- We're proud to sport a Google PageRank of 6 - only The Onion has a more impressive PageRank within our industry, to our knowledge. Google has also accepted DeadBrain as a news source for its Google News service, thus increasing our market penetration.
- We've exploded onto prominent entertainment websites (HowardStern.com, Fark.com, and CollegeHumor.com, to name a few), and we've been in bed with both sides of the political aisle, including the liberal BuzzFlash.com and the conservative TownHall.com.
|Mouse||$150||$1,650 (one month free)||Up to 25 characters (including spaces), on every page of the site.|
|Horse||$225||$2,250 (Two months FREE!)||Up to 60 characters (including spaces), on every page of the site, PLUS the same link on our weekly and monthly newsletters if you buy the year in advance.|
|Elephant||$10,000||$100,000 (Two months free, plus a brand-new copy of the classic coming-of-age book What's Happening to Me?, signed by the mysterious and powerful editor of DeadBrain's US edition, Allen Voivod.)||No text ad for you! Instead, you get a 120x600 skyscraper banner on every page of the site (that's over 800 pages and growing daily), PLUS an exclusive profile of you and your company or cause on DeadBrain that will be the envy of your peers. Not to mention all the incredible publicity that you're bound to get if you buy the year in advance (and we'll promote that ad buy to high heaven - you can count on it).|
Why invest in us? Because our traffic swelled up over 600% from January to September of 2004 on word-of-mouth marketing alone. Sign up now, and take advantage of our continued phenomenal girth...err, growth in 2005!
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