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Profile: David Agosta

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Biography

Currently President of the Manhattan Farmer's Association, a membership organization dedicated to the return of traditional agriculture to the island of Manhattan.

They are currently raising funds to facilitate the conversion of a section of Eight Avenue into a Christmas Tree Farm and gathering signatures to petition the city to include wheat, corn and tomato fields in its renovation plan for Washington Square Park.

Mr. Agosta refuses to comment on any of his other activities, citing the Fifth Amendment to the US Constitution.

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