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Profile: Fusion Kitty

Location

Boston, MA

Biography

Born in Idaho - raised in the tiny island of blue amidst a sea of red. Moved to Boston for college - there are too many people here! Currently disabled due to incurable conditions. Heavily medicated. It helps.

Ambition: Stay in Boston. Get everybody else to leave.

Recent Articles

Samuel Alito: Secret Satanist Revealed: Why George Bush Didn't Ask a FISA Court for Permission Revealed: Why Vice President Cheney Doesn't Call It "Torture" Revealed: What Happened in Last Week's Closed Door Senate Session George W. Bush Revealed to Be Special Effects Creation
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