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Profile: Jokimoto

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Biography

Sedentary, aloof, ignominous: these words and others (mostly unprintable) describe the Journalist/Samurai Hybrid that is Jokimoto. Extensively trained in the Art of Kwangyu Shorthand, Jokimoto has dominated the world of Samurai Reporting since it's inception. Ever mindful of the Eightfold Path to Compensation, Jokimoto disdains Labor Unions and Writers Guilds as "vessels for the weak-willed," instead establishing his own terms through stealth and single-minded brutality.

Recent Articles

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