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Profile: Lani Voivod

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DeadBrain US Headquarters, under the Editor's desk

Biography

As California's Senior Cavity Search Test Dummy for eight straight years before joining the DeadBrain machine, Ms. Voivod learned the meaning of public humiliation like few others outside of the glamorous world of Iraqi prisons.

She enjoys humming -- NOT singing -- in the rain, bumping uglies, and the Redford classic, Jeremiah Johnson.

She's also a big fan of art inspired by tooth decay, which has been surprisingly useful in terms of career advancement, mostly due to a few fortuitous gallery openings.

Ms. Voivod asks kindly that you please read her articles, as her 12 children depend on the income.