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Profile: Romi Moondi

Biography

I work in an office, and do lots of stuff on a computer all day. I guess that means I'm smart. I also write lots of emails at work, emails that say "ASAP." I guess that means I'm important. So often do I use terms like "ASAP" and "as per," that I've started to incorporate them into verbal conversations (i.e. "As per the cloud cover, it's definitely going to rain today").

I don't have a lot of friends. I am Canadian though, so does THAT make me more likeable? Do YOU want to be my friend? Maybe we can chat online, dear stranger. On second thought, that's a bit creepy, and the chance that you're a freak is not a risk worth taking. Okay I better go, don't want to be late for my stuffed-animal tea party...

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