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The Cosmic Detective walks the earth – yes, like Caine in Kung Fu - in search of celebrity splits. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it! While CD shies away from the spotlight (self-promotion is soo eighties. Someone tell Paris Hilton!), CD has rented out this space to a friend of a friend of a friend. Read on for more...

For the flip side of The Ex-Files, check out BreakupChronicles.com. The site features true life tales of how breaking up with the wrong person was the right thing to do. Site creator Lisa Steadman, AKA The Relationship Journalist™ studies dating and relationships for a living. She invites DeadBrain readers to share their breakup stories – the good, the bad, the oh-so-ugly. Here's a taste of what you might find on BreakupChronicles.com:

"On the national spectrum of good-looking men, Mr. Ex would probably fall in at about a five. On this remote resort's spectrum of good-looking men, Mr. Ex leaped to a whopping nine. He had all his teeth, a full head of hair, some rippling muscles, and the flirty confidence of Tom Cruise."
- Happily Ever After, written by American Midol pop culture columnist Lani Voivod

"Reason #1 for the Breakup: Sex with Mr. Ex was fantasy sex. Not every day sex. Before you call me crazy, keep reading. I don't know anyone who wants the same sexual fantasy fulfilled night after night after night. Even when you mix up the fantasy with rope, whipped cream, and naked magic tricks."
- Tie Me Up. Tie Me Down, Part Deux, written by The Relationship Journalist™

"The day I learned I was a dumb [expletive deleted] was the same day that Ms. Ex and I almost got matching tattoos. This was our attempt to re-ignite, for all the wrong reasons, a fizzled romance that had ended two years prior."
- It's The Shoes, Dumb [Expletive Deleted], written by Jeff Fulton. You probably don't know him, but you should!