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Profile: The Curmudgeon Bastard

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I spend most of my spare time grousing at the local saloon with the usual crowd of assorted cranks, lunatics and heavy drinkers. In my spare time I like to sit on my porch and yell, "Get off my lawn, kid!" Some day, I hope to actually have a lawn.

You can reach me at curmudgeonbastard@att.net.

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