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Iceland Announces Switch to Hydrogen-Fuel Starting with All 7 Cars on Island
Jan 29 2007If it's so easy for them, why can't we do it?
Re-animated Corpses of Merriams, Webster to Convene For Debate
Jan 15 2007Lexigraphic powerhouses dispute the Iraqi "Civil War".
Company Offers New Hair Replacement Option
Jan 1 2007You probably don't want to know, but we're going to tell you anyway.
An Ode to the Fog Of Rummy: McNamara Lite
Dec 15 2006Couldn't have said it better myself.
Will Lay's Corpse Serve His Prison Time?
Oct 3 2006Dead people get to vote and attend jury duty, too, you know.
GE Debuts New Line of "Sphincter-Glow" Light Bulbs
Oct 2 2006Bringing good things to light.
The Health Report: Donald Rumsfeld Defends President Bush's Vacation Time
Aug 31 2006Uh, can we get a lunch break here?
Study Finds Most Americans Not Deserving of Healthcare
Aug 21 2006Double or nothing you don't pass muster, bet the experts.
The Health Report: British Chocolate a Health Risk, American Chocolate Suffers
Aug 10 2006Thank goodness we don't eat sweets. Or chicken. Or beef. We don't really eat...anything.
Scientists Find Origins of Universe in J-Lo's G-String
Aug 7 2006So THAT'S where they were hiding!
Phone Fakers Are Everywhere
Jun 15 2006Is that guy in the car next to you really talking on the phone or just faking it?
Pat Robertson Sets Weight-Lifting Record With God as Spotter
Jun 14 2006What kind of meds is he REALLY on?
Human Unemployment Set to Soar, as Chimps Join the Workforce
Jun 13 2006Humans must now pay the price for an inter-species romance gone wrong...
Remaining Aruban Male Not Arrested in Holloway Case Feeling "Left Out"
Jun 7 2006Talk about desperate for his fifteen minutes!
Stone Age Tribe Leaves Amazon Jungle, Fleeing Linguists, Brangelina
Jun 6 2006We think they'll be back in the jungle in three months, tops.
Condoleezza Rice Performs Surprise Piano Concert at Guantanamo
May 26 2006Handcuffs mute an otherwise enthusiastic audience response.
Protesters Complain High Fuel Costs Make it Too Expensive to Drive to "War for Oil" Protests
May 15 2006Quit yer snivelin'!
Gas Mileage Study: Automakers Say Cars Do Poorly in Water
May 12 2006And they do even worse than boats on land.
Be Still My Heart: Cheney Donates to Charity
May 10 2006You'd think this was an episode of "Ripley's Believe It or Not" with a story like this.
"The Moussaoui Trial," or "A Mid-East Side Story"
Apr 26 2006They'll be moving the trial to the Great White Way any moment now.
Illegal Immigrants' Status in Danger; Price of Strawberries Triples
Apr 24 2006And you thought price gouging only happened at the gas pump!
US Deploys Suicide Bombers
Apr 18 2006Beating them at their own game. Next up - certified Christian virgins.
Rubber Scarcity to Limit Rubber Band Bracelet Production
Apr 12 2006Sheryl Crow supports abolishment of accessory. Of course.
Deadly Worm Flu Worries Anglers
Apr 11 2006We don't even eat fish, and we fear it.
FetalTrak Toll System Still in Its Infancy
Apr 10 2006Driver wouldn't stop, claimed partial birth.
Anti-War Hostages Air-Dropped Back into Iraq
April 4 2006Serves them right, we say!
How Daughters Turned Against Father in Afghan Christian's Trial
April 3 2006Fathers, be good to your daughters....
The Health Report: Diet Drugs Gone Wild!
Mar 30 2006We will all look like skeletons? Promise?
Avian Bird Flu Taking the Sport Out of Bird Watching
Mar 27 2006But if it's a sport, why isn't it in the Olympics?
14-Year-Old Who Had Sex With Teacher Now Seeking Medical Attention
Mar 23 2006At his age, it's okay if it's longer than four hours.
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