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NewsLast 30 stories:Iceland Announces Switch to Hydrogen-Fuel Starting with All 7 Cars on Island Jan 29 2007
If it's so easy for them, why can't we do it?Re-animated Corpses of Merriams, Webster to Convene For Debate Jan 15 2007
Lexigraphic powerhouses dispute the Iraqi "Civil War".Company Offers New Hair Replacement Option Jan 1 2007
You probably don't want to know, but we're going to tell you anyway.An Ode to the Fog Of Rummy: McNamara Lite Dec 15 2006
Couldn't have said it better myself.Will Lay's Corpse Serve His Prison Time? Oct 3 2006
Dead people get to vote and attend jury duty, too, you know.GE Debuts New Line of "Sphincter-Glow" Light Bulbs Oct 2 2006
Bringing good things to light.The Health Report: Donald Rumsfeld Defends President Bush's Vacation Time Aug 31 2006
Uh, can we get a lunch break here?Study Finds Most Americans Not Deserving of Healthcare Aug 21 2006
Double or nothing you don't pass muster, bet the experts.The Health Report: British Chocolate a Health Risk, American Chocolate Suffers Aug 10 2006
Thank goodness we don't eat sweets. Or chicken. Or beef. We don't really eat...anything.Scientists Find Origins of Universe in J-Lo's G-String Aug 7 2006
So THAT'S where they were hiding!Phone Fakers Are Everywhere Jun 15 2006
Is that guy in the car next to you really talking on the phone or just faking it?Pat Robertson Sets Weight-Lifting Record With God as Spotter Jun 14 2006
What kind of meds is he REALLY on?Human Unemployment Set to Soar, as Chimps Join the Workforce Jun 13 2006
Humans must now pay the price for an inter-species romance gone wrong...Remaining Aruban Male Not Arrested in Holloway Case Feeling "Left Out" Jun 7 2006
Talk about desperate for his fifteen minutes!Stone Age Tribe Leaves Amazon Jungle, Fleeing Linguists, Brangelina Jun 6 2006
We think they'll be back in the jungle in three months, tops.Condoleezza Rice Performs Surprise Piano Concert at Guantanamo May 26 2006
Handcuffs mute an otherwise enthusiastic audience response.Protesters Complain High Fuel Costs Make it Too Expensive to Drive to "War for Oil" Protests May 15 2006
Quit yer snivelin'!Gas Mileage Study: Automakers Say Cars Do Poorly in Water May 12 2006
And they do even worse than boats on land.Be Still My Heart: Cheney Donates to Charity May 10 2006
You'd think this was an episode of "Ripley's Believe It or Not" with a story like this."The Moussaoui Trial," or "A Mid-East Side Story" Apr 26 2006
They'll be moving the trial to the Great White Way any moment now.Illegal Immigrants' Status in Danger; Price of Strawberries Triples Apr 24 2006
And you thought price gouging only happened at the gas pump!US Deploys Suicide Bombers Apr 18 2006
Beating them at their own game. Next up - certified Christian virgins.Rubber Scarcity to Limit Rubber Band Bracelet Production Apr 12 2006
Sheryl Crow supports abolishment of accessory. Of course.Deadly Worm Flu Worries Anglers Apr 11 2006
We don't even eat fish, and we fear it.FetalTrak Toll System Still in Its Infancy Apr 10 2006
Driver wouldn't stop, claimed partial birth.Anti-War Hostages Air-Dropped Back into Iraq April 4 2006
Serves them right, we say!How Daughters Turned Against Father in Afghan Christian's Trial April 3 2006
Fathers, be good to your daughters....The Health Report: Diet Drugs Gone Wild! Mar 30 2006
We will all look like skeletons? Promise?Avian Bird Flu Taking the Sport Out of Bird Watching Mar 27 2006
But if it's a sport, why isn't it in the Olympics?14-Year-Old Who Had Sex With Teacher Now Seeking Medical Attention Mar 23 2006
At his age, it's okay if it's longer than four hours.View previous articles in our archive
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