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Iceland Announces Switch to Hydrogen-Fuel Starting with All 7 Cars on Island Barack Obama Legally Changes Name to "Barry Manilow" Re-animated Corpses of Merriams, Webster to Convene For Debate Ann Coulter Dying: Pelosium-110 Suspected Company Offers New Hair Replacement Option The Health Report: Holiday Spending Soars for Pets, Plummets for Children

August 2003

My, how times flies when you're making fun of people. Here's a full list of the stories we've published below:

Colin Powell: "I'm a Warmongering SOB"
Aug 4 2003
Wal-Mart Buys Naming Rights to Vatican Cathedral
Aug 4 2003
Bush's Liberia Quandary: How Can Halliburton Profit?
Aug 6 2003
Ben and J. Lo: "We Were Just Kidding…"
Aug 7 2003
Mapmaker Mogul Arrested for Funding Foreign Wars
Aug 9 2003
Schwarzenegger's Handshake Injures Dozens at Rally
Aug 11 2003
Kobe's Christmas Ornament Sales Spur Celebrity Sex Crime Wave
Aug 12 2003
Bush's Vocal Coach Resigns Over Endless "Nuclear" Mispronunciations
Aug 15 2003
Satirists Guild Calls for Attacks on Democrats, Political Commentators
Aug 17 2003
Power Outage Traced to Amish "Evangelistic Crusade"
19 Aug 2003
Homosexuals Invent Better, More Sacred Institution; Ashcroft Rebuts
Aug 20 2003
Paul Newman Elected to Satirists Guild for Fox News Mockery
Aug 21 2003
Dead Disney to Challenge "Nazi Wuss" Schwarzenegger
Aug 22 2003
Stupid Environmental Extremists Protest Pollution by Burning Cars, Buildings
Aug 23 2003
Hindu Judge Refuses to Remove Sacred Cows from U.S. Court Building
Aug 25 2003
Yankee Dentist "Plays God," Incurs Archbishop's Snaggle-Toothed Wrath
Aug 29 2003
U.S. Seeks Coalition, U.N. Aid in Deficit Crunch
Aug 31 2003

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