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December 2003
Santa came and went, leaving these bits of coal in our stocking:
DeadBrain on the Ground with President Bush in Iraq
Dec 1 2003
Exclusive: Bush Also Crashed N. Korea, Afghanistan, McDonald's
Dec 2 2003
Newlyweds Beauty Jessica Simpson Blows the Secret: "My Marriage is a Sham!"
Dec 4 2003
Revealed: Bingo Was Not His Name, Oh
Dec 5 2003
Black Dancer Regrets Giving Britney Spears Street Cred
Dec 8 2003
Dick's Big Break: Cheney Named Benevolent Dictator of Iraq
4 Dec 2003
Russia's Kyoto Rejection Causes Chain Reaction of Treaty Withdrawals to BC Era
Dec 10 2003
Exclusive: Condi and Colin Speaking Secret Language
Dec 11 2003
Ex-STP Junkie Weiland Subs for Ozzy, Funk Master Clinton
Dec 13 2003
Bush Announces Lunar Probe, but Claims "It's Not About Green Cheese!"
Dec 15 2003
Britney Spears "Gigantically Relieved" at Hussein's Capture; Shares Passion
Dec 16 2003
Routine Iraqi Carjacking Results In Army's Overwhelming Use of Force, Death of Cat
Dec 17 2003
Bush Testicles "Not Steel," Claims Source
Dec 19 2003
Michael Jackson Revealed as Bastard Son of Strom Thurmond
Dec 20 2003
Michael Jackson's Chimp Attempts Suicide
Dec 21 2003
In Biggest Vocal Gaffe Yet, Bush Promises Troops "Home by Christmas"
Dec 23 2003
Rush Limbaugh Calls for Public Execution of Drug Users
Dec 24 2003
Bush Hails CIA Coup In Ottawa
Dec 27 2003
With Saddam Gone, Iraqi Looting REALLY Takes Off!
Dec 30 2003
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