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DeadBrain's Top Ten Possible Satire Headlines Regarding the State of the Union Address

Jan 21 2004 by Lucky Lani, Allen Voivod

10. Operation "Weekend at Cheney's" a Rousing Success

9. GOP Places Joy Buzzers on Seats of Democrats in Attendance

8. Bush's "No Child Left Behind" Program Decimates Service Sector Class of 2017

7. Quarterback Tom Brady Shaves for On-Camera Appearance, Jinxes Patriots' Super Bowl Chances

6. Six Billion Gallons of Vaseline Proposed to Ease Passage of Bush's "Prisoner Re-Entry Program"

5. Ted Kennedy Narrowly Avoids 18 Separate Heart Attacks During Speech

4. Bush: "400,000 More Kids Successfully Hid Drug Use from Their Parents in 2003 Than in 2001"

3. US Exports Democracy to Middle East, Severely Depleting Domestic Supply

2. Bush's "Temporary Worker Program" Rescues Service Sector Class of 2017

And the number one possible satire headline generated by DeadBrain:

1. Dick Cheney Keeps Lips from Moving Throughout State of the Union Address

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