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Uncovered: A Letter Home from Bush's School Principal

From: George's Elementary School Principal

Dear Mrs. Bush,

I need to schedule a meeting with you regarding young George Jr. He is an affable boy, but, unfortunately, not the "smartest steer in the herd." Normally, this would not be a problem, but lately your son has fallen in with an older, rougher crowd and this has us worried.

This group consists of some boys named Karl, Donald, Dick and a strange little girl named Condi. These children decided to get involved in school politics. None of them would have won on their own; instead, they convinced George to run for class president. This in itself was not a problem; actually, we were pleased by George's interest in class politics. However, the circumstances of his campaign were somewhat odd. Some school bullies named Rush, Newt and several others were accused of spreading lies about George's opponent, a student named Al. George, while not directly smearing Al's name, did criticize his math skills as being 'fuzzy,' which was ironic, given George's own grades in that subject.

In the election Al actually got more votes than George, but some friends of George's on the class committee determined that George won the election. We were concerned and called your husband, but apparently he is good friends with the parents of these boys; we think he may have even helped your son to win the election, working behind the scenes.

We would have ignored all of this, except that George is acting like he actually believes that he won on his merits. Our concern is that George is becoming too stubborn and inflexible to admit when he makes the wrong decisions, while at the same time allowing himself to led into these decisions by this group of bullies he's become a part of.

Please call me to discuss this. We're worried that if this is allowed to continue George may get himself into some serious trouble later on in life. I'm not saying that he'll start World War III or anything (ha, ha) but then again, you never know.

Sincerely,
The Principal

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