DeadBrain Announces Lesbian, Anal Sex Mandate
Nov 19 2003 by Allen Voivod
As readers of our monthly newsletter have learned already, our most popular articles have been those featuring lesbians or anal sex. We at DeadBrain were surprised to learn that we had such a strong following in the gay community!
As a result of this discovery, DeadBrain has drafted an Editorial Mandate, our first since opening the doors of the US Edition of DeadBrain earlier this year. Though we're not about to change the colors on the site to encompass the whole of the rainbow, we are going to go so far as to promise our homosexual readers at least two columns per month dedicated to lesbians and anal sex. In other words, it will be bi-weekly.
DeadBrain will implement this Mandate beginning Sunday, the day God made, with an article entitled "New Hampshire Lets Lesbians Have Their Cake, Eat It Too." We hope that you, Dear Reader, will spread the news to all your lesbian and anal-sex-loving friends. Do this by using the "Send to a Friend" link at the bottom of this page!
In fact, you may as well tell those friends of yours who are not out of the closet, so to speak, but who could be interested in such matters, just in case they would like to blow you off in a wholly insulting manner, and then secretly come to our site to read the articles.
On behalf of the entire DeadBrain community, thank you, lesbians! Thank you, Greeks and other miscellaneous anal sex lovers! We hope to do you...proud.