Republican Convention Mega-Gigantic Daily Coverage!
Aug 30 2004 by Allen Voivod
Another convention? For Mel's sake, didn't we just have one of these things like, a month ago?
Well, here we go again. As the GOP elite prepare to wrap themselves in the flag and roll around in the ashes of the World Trade Center, DeadBrain will be there…well, not really there, since we were denied access. But we've got a TV, and we signed up for those email updates from the GOP convention website, so we're good to go!
And in the interest of not being totally negative, we should mention that the official Republican Convention website is spiffier than the Democratic Convention website. Even if the lone black man's picture (Education Secretary Rod Paige) is smaller than everyone else's. And the capitalization of the middle 'W' in the web address is surprisingly annoying, by the way.
Stay tuned to DeadBrain all week long, as we've got some new surprises - in addition to some DNC favorites - planned for your entertainment! And laughter is better for your health than just plain old anger, so have a few guffaws with us, won't you please?
No, seriously. Please do. And tell your friends, too. Even the one with the chronic halitosis you keep avoiding. Just email her a link and tell her to have a great day. Ta da! Two good deeds in one!