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Satire about Donald RumsfeldAllen Voivod's obsession with Rummy got Allen the gig as Editor of DeadBrain.com, so it can't be considered an "unhealthy obsession," right? In fact, the only unhealthy thing would be to miss out on giggle-prone satire like this:
An Ode to the Fog Of Rummy: McNamara Lite
Dec 15 2006Scientists Work Feverishly To Restore Spines of Congressional Democrats
Oct 13 2006The Health Report: Studies Show President Bush Does Not Have Dementia
Oct 12 2006From Hero to Nero: Heck of a Job Bushie
Oct 10 2006In National Security Move, GOP Pushes Ban on Horse Slaughter
Oct 6 2006Congressman Calls Flag Burners "Treasonous"
Oct 5 2006Will Lay's Corpse Serve His Prison Time?
Oct 3 2006GE Debuts New Line of "Sphincter-Glow" Light Bulbs
Oct 2 2006From the Editor: The Top Five Reasons Rumsfeld MUST Resign
Sep 13 2006The Health Report: Donald Rumsfeld Defends President Bush's Vacation Time
Aug 31 2006American Midol: Bauer vs. Rumsfeld – The Torture Olympics Showdown
Aug 1 2006Attack on Iran "Preposterous" - Iranians Urged to Ignore the American Tanks in Their Cities
May 16 2006"The Moussaoui Trial," or "A Mid-East Side Story"
Apr 26 2006Poll Shocker: 72% of Troops in Iraq Want Just One More Year of Being Shot At
Mar 17 2006The Health Report: Bird Flu "A North Korean Hoax," Says Cabinet
Nov 3 2005George W. Bush Revealed to Be Special Effects Creation
Nov 1 2005Pentagon to Honor Terror Victims With a Parade and Pool Party
Aug 28 2005Rumsfeld Renames "War On Terror," Calls for "Kinder, Gentler Struggle"
Aug 1 2005Rumsfeld Gives Order to Shoot Down Amish Aircraft
May 31 2005Rummy to Close Pentagon
May 28 2005Donald Rumsfeld and Spider-Man Want to Save the World?
May 6 2005Meet the "Beetles" - The New Fab Three of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld
Apr 22 2005White House to Host "Mission Accomplished II" Gala March 19th
Mar 14 2005Bush's Crony, Berlusconi, Dismisses Rift as "Baloney"
Mar 12 2005Mel Gibson Tapped For Papacy; J-Lo To Head Fed
Feb 9 2005Sex Bomb's a Dud, but Others in Pipeline
Jan 21 2005Rumsfeld Tries a New Tack - Stand-Up!
Dec 28 2004Rubber-Stamp Scandal Draws "Time-Out" For Rumsfeld
Dec 21 2004Tennessee National Guard Troops Apologize to Rumsfeld; Will Dig Latrines as Penance
Dec 11 2004Intelligence Revamp Glitch Leaves Nation "Temporarily Stupid"
Nov 29 2004Opium Futures Up on Kabul Exchange; Rumsfeld Proclaims Victory in Afghan Drug War
Nov 25 2004Capitol Hill Becomes Faith Hill
Nov 20 2004Exclusive: Faking Out America with Funny Money
Nov 16 2004Ronald Reagan Reanimated for Election Push
Oct 25 2004President Bush Lonely, Pining for Condoleezza Rice After Her "Extreme Makeover"
Sep 23 2004CBS Retracts Abu Ghraib Torture Story, Apologizes to Bush
Sep 21 2004Unprecedented Survey Result: 100% Would Vote for Bush
Aug 23 2004Charley Attacks Florida; Kerry Has Unexpected 'Nam Flashback
Aug 17 2004Colin Powell, Ahmed Chalabi Skipping RNC Bash
Aug 12 2004Bush Targets Lunatic Vote
Aug 10 2004GOP Leaders Scramble to Replace Ditka
Jul 19 2004Supreme Court Wins Washington Softball Championship
Jul 7 2004Miami Police Claim Drudge Guilty of "GOP-philia"
Jul 4 2004FCC's New Indecency Target: Dashes in Magazines, Newspapers
Jun 28 2004Rumsfeld Courts X Games Star; Ryan Loses Borg Support
Jun 24 2004Rumsfeld Enrolls Edwards, Gephardt, Dean in Summer Ghost Camp
Jun 21 2004DeadBrain Source Claims Rumsfeld Being Brainwashed by Underling
May 17 2004DeadBrain Uncovers a Juicy New Scandal in Iraq
May 12 2004Rumsfeld, Satan Reach Tentative Power-Sharing Agreement
May 1 2004Head of US Armed Forces Unveils New Salute
Apr 27 2004More Pentagon-Mandated Positive Spin from the War in Iraq
Apr 12 2004Hamas: God Declares War on America, Israel, Sharon Stone
Mar 30 2004Selective Service to Draft Korean, Arabic, Gay Linguists
Mar 17 2004Bush Issues Preemptive Presidential Pardon for His Lifetime of Crimes
Feb 9 2004Canuck Resistance to CIA Coup Stiffens; Rumsfeld Says No New Troops Needed
Jan 1 2004Bush Hails CIA Coup In Ottawa
Dec 27 2003Bush Announces Lunar Probe, but Claims "It's Not About Green Cheese!"
Dec 15 2003Exclusive: Condi and Colin Speaking Secret Language
Dec 11 2003Russia's Kyoto Rejection Causes Chain Reaction of Treaty Withdrawals to BC Era
Dec 10 2003"Sacrifices" for Iraq: Ritualistic Murders, Female Afro-American Suspect
Nov 29 2003Rummy Proposes Exorcism Intelligence Agency to Fight Islam
Oct 26 2003US Seeks Coalition, UN Aid in Deficit Crunch
Aug 31 2003Bush's Liberia Quandary: How Can Halliburton Profit?
Aug 6 2003Colin Powell: "I'm a Warmongering SOB"
Aug 4 2003