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Satire about Donald Rumsfeld
Allen Voivod's obsession with Rummy got Allen the gig as Editor of DeadBrain.com, so it can't be considered an "unhealthy obsession," right? In fact, the only unhealthy thing would be to miss out on giggle-prone satire like this:
An Ode to the Fog Of Rummy: McNamara Lite
Dec 15 2006
Scientists Work Feverishly To Restore Spines of Congressional Democrats
Oct 13 2006
The Health Report: Studies Show President Bush Does Not Have Dementia
Oct 12 2006
From Hero to Nero: Heck of a Job Bushie
Oct 10 2006
In National Security Move, GOP Pushes Ban on Horse Slaughter
Oct 6 2006
Congressman Calls Flag Burners "Treasonous"
Oct 5 2006
Will Lay's Corpse Serve His Prison Time?
Oct 3 2006
GE Debuts New Line of "Sphincter-Glow" Light Bulbs
Oct 2 2006
From the Editor: The Top Five Reasons Rumsfeld MUST Resign
Sep 13 2006
The Health Report: Donald Rumsfeld Defends President Bush's Vacation Time
Aug 31 2006
American Midol: Bauer vs. Rumsfeld – The Torture Olympics Showdown
Aug 1 2006
Attack on Iran "Preposterous" - Iranians Urged to Ignore the American Tanks in Their Cities
May 16 2006
"The Moussaoui Trial," or "A Mid-East Side Story"
Apr 26 2006
Poll Shocker: 72% of Troops in Iraq Want Just One More Year of Being Shot At
Mar 17 2006
The Health Report: Bird Flu "A North Korean Hoax," Says Cabinet
Nov 3 2005
George W. Bush Revealed to Be Special Effects Creation
Nov 1 2005
Pentagon to Honor Terror Victims With a Parade and Pool Party
Aug 28 2005
Rumsfeld Renames "War On Terror," Calls for "Kinder, Gentler Struggle"
Aug 1 2005
Rumsfeld Gives Order to Shoot Down Amish Aircraft
May 31 2005
Rummy to Close Pentagon
May 28 2005
Donald Rumsfeld and Spider-Man Want to Save the World?
May 6 2005
Meet the "Beetles" - The New Fab Three of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld
Apr 22 2005
White House to Host "Mission Accomplished II" Gala March 19th
Mar 14 2005
Bush's Crony, Berlusconi, Dismisses Rift as "Baloney"
Mar 12 2005
Mel Gibson Tapped For Papacy; J-Lo To Head Fed
Feb 9 2005
Sex Bomb's a Dud, but Others in Pipeline
Jan 21 2005
Rumsfeld Tries a New Tack - Stand-Up!
Dec 28 2004
Rubber-Stamp Scandal Draws "Time-Out" For Rumsfeld
Dec 21 2004
Tennessee National Guard Troops Apologize to Rumsfeld; Will Dig Latrines as Penance
Dec 11 2004
Intelligence Revamp Glitch Leaves Nation "Temporarily Stupid"
Nov 29 2004
Opium Futures Up on Kabul Exchange; Rumsfeld Proclaims Victory in Afghan Drug War
Nov 25 2004
Capitol Hill Becomes Faith Hill
Nov 20 2004
Exclusive: Faking Out America with Funny Money
Nov 16 2004
Ronald Reagan Reanimated for Election Push
Oct 25 2004
President Bush Lonely, Pining for Condoleezza Rice After Her "Extreme Makeover"
Sep 23 2004
CBS Retracts Abu Ghraib Torture Story, Apologizes to Bush
Sep 21 2004
Unprecedented Survey Result: 100% Would Vote for Bush
Aug 23 2004
Charley Attacks Florida; Kerry Has Unexpected 'Nam Flashback
Aug 17 2004
Colin Powell, Ahmed Chalabi Skipping RNC Bash
Aug 12 2004
Bush Targets Lunatic Vote
Aug 10 2004
GOP Leaders Scramble to Replace Ditka
Jul 19 2004
Supreme Court Wins Washington Softball Championship
Jul 7 2004
Miami Police Claim Drudge Guilty of "GOP-philia"
Jul 4 2004
FCC's New Indecency Target: Dashes in Magazines, Newspapers
Jun 28 2004
Rumsfeld Courts X Games Star; Ryan Loses Borg Support
Jun 24 2004
Rumsfeld Enrolls Edwards, Gephardt, Dean in Summer Ghost Camp
Jun 21 2004
DeadBrain Source Claims Rumsfeld Being Brainwashed by Underling
May 17 2004
DeadBrain Uncovers a Juicy New Scandal in Iraq
May 12 2004
Rumsfeld, Satan Reach Tentative Power-Sharing Agreement
May 1 2004
Head of US Armed Forces Unveils New Salute
Apr 27 2004
More Pentagon-Mandated Positive Spin from the War in Iraq
Apr 12 2004
Hamas: God Declares War on America, Israel, Sharon Stone
Mar 30 2004
Selective Service to Draft Korean, Arabic, Gay Linguists
Mar 17 2004
Bush Issues Preemptive Presidential Pardon for His Lifetime of Crimes
Feb 9 2004
Canuck Resistance to CIA Coup Stiffens; Rumsfeld Says No New Troops Needed
Jan 1 2004
Bush Hails CIA Coup In Ottawa
Dec 27 2003
Bush Announces Lunar Probe, but Claims "It's Not About Green Cheese!"
Dec 15 2003
Exclusive: Condi and Colin Speaking Secret Language
Dec 11 2003
Russia's Kyoto Rejection Causes Chain Reaction of Treaty Withdrawals to BC Era
Dec 10 2003
"Sacrifices" for Iraq: Ritualistic Murders, Female Afro-American Suspect
Nov 29 2003
Rummy Proposes Exorcism Intelligence Agency to Fight Islam
Oct 26 2003
US Seeks Coalition, UN Aid in Deficit Crunch
Aug 31 2003
Bush's Liberia Quandary: How Can Halliburton Profit?
Aug 6 2003
Colin Powell: "I'm a Warmongering SOB"
Aug 4 2003
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